Why not go OCTA-PLAT Guarantee win over Jets?

[GORICO]

Dear fellow fanzone freaks---- lets kick it up to OCTA-PLAT....i think staff member Jake said something like...oh man what kind of Plat after our beatdown

of G-Woman?....i take that as a Que....go OCTA-PLAT with special beatdown circumstances over Jets....Jets may have better defense and all of that

but Rogers may be permanently out with achilles....plus Big Mike and Dak and DC gotta show off for our own fans....taking candy from a baby

and all the haters come on down...and do what you love to do best....hate on cowboys.....not me....OCTA-LOVE....all questions or remarks allowed

sincerly
your favorite GORICO

 

[big dog cowboy]

 

[Cowboys5217]

I want more plats so bad my hair is turning blue.

 

[BleedSilverandBlue]

This just in from the BBC World Service - Breaking new: Largest platinum deposit on earth found on American football online discussion forum, Cowboyszone.

 

[GORICO]

This just in from the BBC World Service - Breaking new: Largest platinum deposit on earth found on American football online discussion forum, Cowboyszone.

yeah baby..Go - Cowboys...foot to the medal

 

[GORICO]

Big Dog---always can count on you....Sure Why Not??....we cannot allow Jets to come into our house and leave with any kind of victory....and i hope we get

out of this game clean too...no major injuries

 

[Toro9]

Dear fellow fanzone freaks---- lets kick it up to OCTA-PLAT....i think staff member Jake said something like...oh man what kind of Plat after our beatdown

of G-Woman?....i take that as a Que....go OCTA-PLAT with special beatdown circumstances over Jets....Jets may have better defense and all of that

but Rogers may be permanently out with achilles....plus Big Mike and Dak and DC gotta show off for our own fans....taking candy from a baby

and all the haters come on down...and do what you love to do best....hate on cowboys.....not me....OCTA-LOVE....all questions or remarks allowed

sincerly
your favorite GORICO

What??

 

[America's Cowboy]

Nobody pumps up this board the way good buddy @GORICO does!!!

You've got me all pumped up, buddy! I'm going house money all in!!!!

Cowboys will destroy the Jets!

 

[IheartRomo]

This makes me a lot more confident. Rare to see you invoke the special beatdown circumstances clause. Thanks GORICO.

 

[GORICO]

What??

yes sir....we will beat Jets

 

[GORICO]

This makes me a lot more confident. Rare to see you invoke the special beatdown circumstances clause. Thanks GORICO.

2-weeks in a row too

 

[GORICO]

Nobody pumps up this board the way good buddy @GORICO does!!!

You've got me all pumped up, buddy! I'm going house money all in!!!!

Cowboys will destroy the Jets!

dont forget the ranch...and any deeds you can talk you way in with family???

 

[Ranching]

dont forget the ranch...and any deeds you can talk you way in with family???

Don't mess with The Ranch! I'll hexaplat guarantee you don't want to do that! Lol

 

[starfan1]

I’m down with the octo-plat

 

[CWR]

Done and done. See yall week 3.

 

[SlammedZero]

Love me an Octa-Plat!!!

I'm going to save all of them from this season and make a sick chain to wear.

 

[VaqueroTD]

Octa-Love? Must be related to the James Bond Octo*****. Why the hell not, I'm a go!

 

[Captain-Crash]

Octa-Love? Must be related to the James Bond Octo*****. Why the hell not, I'm a go!

The second-best Bond.

 

[Havic]

Rockport approves this message

 

[Corso]

Dear fellow fanzone freaks---- lets kick it up to OCTA-PLAT....i think staff member Jake said something like...oh man what kind of Plat after our beatdown

of G-Woman?....i take that as a Que....go OCTA-PLAT with special beatdown circumstances over Jets....Jets may have better defense and all of that

but Rogers may be permanently out with achilles....plus Big Mike and Dak and DC gotta show off for our own fans....taking candy from a baby

and all the haters come on down...and do what you love to do best....hate on cowboys.....not me....OCTA-LOVE....all questions or remarks allowed

sincerly
your favorite GORICO

This makes me think of that wondrous and timeless movie classic Octa-Man where nobody knows why his name is spelled with an "a".
I can never get over that one moment the heroes are trying to save the girl from Octa-Man so they make a circle of fire around him with their lighter fluid and the scientist guy exclaims:

"Keep him in the circle! The fire will cut off his oxygen supply!"

The fire was 1 foot high.