Why not go OCTA-PLAT Guarantee win over Jets?

[Corso]

I’m down with the octo-plat

Octo doesn't appear in this dimension.
It's Octa bro-bro.
I'm still trying to reconcile the time change from the Universe I was in to this one.
Apparently 2 hours for me and not a ton else except for crappy Alamo Drafthouses that make me embarrassed to promote such a wonderful place normally.

Wait... I'm not in another Dimension!
I'm in North Carolina.

Explains... almost everything.

 

[GORICO]

This makes me think of that wondrous and timeless movie classic Octa-Man where nobody knows why his name is spelled with an "a".
I can never get over that one moment the heroes are trying to save the girl from Octa-Man so they make a circle of fire around him with their lighter fluid and the scientist guy exclaims:

"Keep him in the circle! The fire will cut off his oxygen supply!"

The fire was 1 foot high.

Corso----does that fine story mean...go OCTA-PLAT-Go Cowboys?...or something else?....i rewatched Jets -Bills...i think most pressure is on our DC

we cant over rush middle and leave huge lanes on side or flats unless we believe our db's and safeties can hold them man on man?...or can we?

i only know two statements taking all into account...Go-Cowboys and How bout Dem Cowboys....i think big Mike and Dak and OC have special scheme

for Jets on offense.....hope title of scheme is BEATDOWN....we either go all in or go home?

 

[GORICO]

Octo doesn't appear in this dimension.
It's Octa bro-bro.
I'm still trying to reconcile the time change from the Universe I was in to this one.
Apparently 2 hours for me and not a ton else except for crappy Alamo Drafthouses that make me embarrassed to promote such a wonderful place normally.

Wait... I'm not in another Dimension!
I'm in North Carolina.

Explains... almost everything.

excuse me last statment...i did not read what you said in this one....i should have titled it Octa-bro-bro BEATDOWN....it wont be good unless we easily cover
the line of -9....they gave us 6 pts just losing Rogers?...interesting

 

[GORICO]

Don't mess with The Ranch! I'll hexaplat guarantee you don't want to do that! Lol

you should Hexa-Plat it....go all in or go home should be our motto

 

[nathanlt]

Dear fellow fanzone freaks---- lets kick it up to OCTA-PLAT....i think staff member Jake said something like...oh man what kind of Plat after our beatdown

of G-Woman?....i take that as a Que....go OCTA-PLAT with special beatdown circumstances over Jets....Jets may have better defense and all of that

but Rogers may be permanently out with achilles....plus Big Mike and Dak and DC gotta show off for our own fans....taking candy from a baby

and all the haters come on down...and do what you love to do best....hate on cowboys.....not me....OCTA-LOVE....all questions or remarks allowed

sincerly
your favorite GORICO

All I know is that the worth of platinum is plummeting because of these guarantees you're making. I hope the Cowboys win, and I believe that they are good enough to win.

 

[cowboys5xsbs]

Dear fellow fanzone freaks---- lets kick it up to OCTA-PLAT....i think staff member Jake said something like...oh man what kind of Plat after our beatdown

of G-Woman?....i take that as a Que....go OCTA-PLAT with special beatdown circumstances over Jets....Jets may have better defense and all of that

but Rogers may be permanently out with achilles....plus Big Mike and Dak and DC gotta show off for our own fans....taking candy from a baby

and all the haters come on down...and do what you love to do best....hate on cowboys.....not me....OCTA-LOVE....all questions or remarks allowed

sincerly
your favorite GORICO

This is what I was waiting for.

 

[DandyDon52]

Dear fellow fanzone freaks---- lets kick it up to OCTA-PLAT....i think staff member Jake said something like...oh man what kind of Plat after our beatdown

of G-Woman?....i take that as a Que....go OCTA-PLAT with special beatdown circumstances over Jets....Jets may have better defense and all of that

but Rogers may be permanently out with achilles....plus Big Mike and Dak and DC gotta show off for our own fans....taking candy from a baby

and all the haters come on down...and do what you love to do best....hate on cowboys.....not me....OCTA-LOVE....all questions or remarks allowed

sincerly
your favorite GORICO

Just want to say congrats on finally hitting on a big plat in the wk 1 game!

This week I would do it again, probably similar game, but you never know Jets might surprise.
Rodgers is out, but wilson played good last game, and jets defense seems to be good.

 

[Point-of-the-Star]

Nobody pumps up this board the way good buddy @GORICO does!!!

You've got me all pumped up, buddy! I'm going house money all in!!!!

Cowboys will destroy the Jets!

 

[GORICO]

All I know is that the worth of platinum is plummeting because of these guarantees you're making. I hope the Cowboys win, and I believe that they are good enough to win.

entitled to think or say what is on your mind...Go - Cowboys

 

[GORICO]

dang never seen a baby so pumped...aww thanks point of star

 

[GORICO]

Just want to say congrats on finally hitting on a big plat in the wk 1 game!

This week I would do it again, probably similar game, but you never know Jets might surprise.
Rodgers is out, but wilson played good last game, and jets defense seems to be good.

Dandy--we went OCTO-PLAT

 

[The Quest for Six]

Gorico, couldn't pick a winner in a one horse race...lol

 

[CowboysDrew]

Be careful handing these out. Don't anger the football gods.

 

[tyke1doe]

He's back!

Mr. Guarantee, aka, GORICO

 

[Point-of-the-Star]

dang never seen a baby so pumped...aww thanks point of star

He's a Cowboy fan ... momma and daddy are just slackers for not getting the right jersey on him.

 

[GORICO]

He's a Cowboy fan ... momma and daddy are just slackers for not getting the right jersey on him.

dats the truth