Why the Dallas Cowboys Won't Win the Playoffs

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Why the Dallas Cowboys Won't Win the Playoffs
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/86897/why_the_dallas_cowboys_wont_win_the.html

Reasonable Expectation Vs Delusional Fantasy
By Mad East Texas Housewife

Takeaways
The Dallas Cowboys have only had one three-game winning streak since Chan Gailey was the coach.
The Cowboys have only been in the playoffs once since Chan Gailey became the coach.
Some Cowboys fans are simply delusional.


Recently I was talking with other Dallas Cowboys fans and realized how delusional some of them are. In their zeal to see the Cowboys return to their days of glory these fans ignore reasonable expectation which is composed of things like past and present performance, statistics, and the difficulty of the coming schedule. So here's a wake up call for those fans and others like them who can't see the forest for the trees.
To start, let's examine the meaning of "reasonable expectation" so we're all on the same page.

Reasonable: not exceeding the limit prescribed by reason; not excessive

Expectation: the act or state of looking forward or anticipating

Reasonable Expectation: the act or state of looking forward or anticipating that which does not exceed the limit prescribed by reason

Okay, now that we have that settled, let's move on to the statements made by the delusional Dallas Cowboys fans and then directly to my responses to those statements.

Statement - The Dallas Cowboys can win five of the final seven games of their schedule.

The Dallas Cowboys have only had one three-game winning streak since Chan Gailey was the coach. Mathmatically, it would require at least one three game winning streak to get there. The reasonable expectation is that they won't win three in a row.

Statement - The Dallas Cowboys can win five of the final seven games of their schedule.

This will require a minimum of three wins in December. The Cowboys have not had a good December in years. The reasonable expectation is they won't have a good December this season.

Statement - The Dallas Cowboys can win five of the final seven games of their schedule.

This will require that the Dallas Cowboys maintain a good balanced offense. The passing game has been hindered by dropped passes. TO said this week that he's a changed man. Where have we heard that before . . . . The reasonable expectation is he isn't. And unfortunately, he has been dropping game changing passes. Yes, he caught a touchdown in yesterday's game against the Cardinals. But he dropped a couple before that. And Terry Glenn is now missing games because of an injury and it's not sure the extent of his injury. Add to that the loss of Greg Ellis on defense and you see a team that has been fairly injury free starting to see the injury monster raise his ugly head.

Statement - The Dallas Cowboys can win five of the final seven games of their schedule.

This will require that the Cowboys maintain a good balanced offense. The running game has been one of the pleasant surprises this season. Unfortunately, Tyson Thompson is down for the count for the season. Which leaves Marion Barber, the short yardage guy who is playing superbly. And Julius Jones. Injury prone Julius Jones. Jones is also playing very well. So far. One injury at running back and the Cowboys are in critical condition on offense. The reasonable expectation is that Jones will miss at least one game with an injury.

Statement - The Dallas Cowboys can win five of the final seven games of their schedule.

This will require the team to beat a minimum of three of the following teams: the Colts, the Saints, the Eagles, the Falcons and the Giants. Because of the way the Cowboys have managed to shoot themselves in the foot this year, the reasonable expectation is that with luck, they'll win two of these games, not three.

Statement - The Dallas Cowboys can make the playoffs with a 9-7 record.

This will require that the Dallas Cowboys win a minimum of four of the last seven games of their schedule and that certain other teams lose particular games down the stretch. While in the realm of speakable possibility, the reasonable expectation is that good teams will win games and bad teams will lose games. Average teams can go either way. Counting on a 9-7 record to get into the playoffs is an unreasonable expectation when one is behind other teams on the tie-breakers.

Statement - The Dallas Cowboys can make the playoffs.

The Dallas Cowboys have only been in the playoffs once since Chan Gailey became the coach. They barely made it in that particular year and lost that playoff game. The defense was a huge reason why the Dallas Cowboys managed to even make it to the playoffs that year. The defense this year isn't playing as consistently. The reasonable expectation is that they will not make the playoffs this year.

Statement - The Dallas Cowboys can make it to the SuperBowl.

I won't even go there on this one.

If you're at this point and still delusional, you need to go tell your mommy what a bad, bad, bad, person I am for saying the Dallas Cowboys are average and then have a cookie. Preferably a chocolate cookie. I understand chocolate triggers a metabolic response that makes one feel more loved. It might help come January.
 

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I guess this idiot didn't pay enough attention to the fact that Dallas had a five game win streak in 2003 in Parcell's first year!!!
 

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or the fact we have been in the playoffs three times since Gailey was our coach, 1998, 1999 and 2003.
 

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Yeah count me in as being Delusional,but riddle me this:Who is better in the NFC?

Answer:NOBody
 

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Statement - The Dallas Cowboys can win five of the final seven games of their schedule.

This will require the team to beat a minimum of three of the following teams: the Colts, the Saints, the Eagles, the Falcons and the Giants. Because of the way the Cowboys have managed to shoot themselves in the foot this year, the reasonable expectation is that with luck, they'll win two of these games, not three

Chalk 1 win up for the Colts game.

And we have left: A Bucs team that has not been very good this season AND is playing on mainly backups in their secondary... not good against TG, TO, and Witten, A Saints team that has lost 3 of their last 4 after their BYE (they better play A HELL OF A LOT BETTER against us than they did in the preseason), a McNabbless Eagles squad, a heavily injured Giants team, and a Falcons team that is currently on a 3 game losing streak.

I don't know... if the Boys continue to play at a level like they have the past 2 weeks... they could very well win ALL of the remaining games.
 

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Let me play the Trump card to all of this persons stats and assertions.....

The Cowboys now have Tony Romo.


Have a nice day.
 

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All that was pre-Romo.


I believe we are about to get on a roll!!!!
 

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TEK2000;1181889 said:
Chalk 1 win up for the Colts game.

And we have left: A Bucs team that has not been very good this season AND is playing on mainly backups in their secondary... not good against TG, TO, and Witten, A Saints team that has lost 3 of their last 4 after their BYE (they better play A HELL OF A LOT BETTER against us than they did in the preseason), a McNabbless Eagles squad, a heavily injured Giants team, and a Falcons team that is currently on a 3 game losing streak.

I don't know... if the Boys continue to play at a level like they have the past 2 weeks... they could very well win ALL of the remaining games.

Another fallacy in her thought process is the title of the article, "Why the Dallas Cowboys Won't Win the Playoffs". First she says the Boys won't make the playoffs at 9-7, but her title suggests they won't win the playoffs which means they have to get in the playoffs not to win.
 

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Gryphon;1181875 said:
Why the Dallas Cowboys Won't Win the Playoffs
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/86897/why_the_dallas_cowboys_wont_win_the.html

Reasonable Expectation Vs Delusional Fantasy
By Mad East Texas Housewife
Wow where to begin on this writer...

How about a picture and description first...

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Mad East Texas Housewife


Content Producer since: November 09, 2006 Denise is 44, the mother of two sons ages 23 and 22, and lives in east Texas. She's co-publisher of local business directories and is an avid genealogist. She also loves to cook and often writes about genealogy, cooking, simplicity, and frugality. Location: Gladewater, TX - Other CP's in Gladewater, TX
Affiliations: Little Books Business Directories
Interests:
Reading, writing, gardening, medical research Education/Experience: Some college


Now that we've got that out of the way... back to the article.


Takeaways
The Dallas Cowboys have only had one three-game winning streak since Chan Gailey was the coach.
The Cowboys have only been in the playoffs once since Chan Gailey became the coach.
Some Cowboys fans are simply delusional.


Recently I was talking with other Dallas Cowboys fans and realized how delusional some of them are. In their zeal to see the Cowboys return to their days of glory these fans ignore reasonable expectation which is composed of things like past and present performance, statistics, and the difficulty of the coming schedule. So here's a wake up call for those fans and others like them who can't see the forest for the trees.
So if we win tomorrow, is your whole "article" moot? 3 game winning streak, out of the way.

To start, let's examine the meaning of "reasonable expectation" so we're all on the same page.

Reasonable: not exceeding the limit prescribed by reason; not excessive

Expectation: the act or state of looking forward or anticipating

Reasonable Expectation: the act or state of looking forward or anticipating that which does not exceed the limit prescribed by reason.
Wow, surprised someone with "some college education" could have such an extensive vocabulary...:rolleyes:

Okay, now that we have that settled, let's move on to the statements made by the delusional Dallas Cowboys fans and then directly to my responses to those statements.

Statement - The Dallas Cowboys can win five of the final seven games of their schedule.

The Dallas Cowboys have only had one three-game winning streak since Chan Gailey was the coach. Mathmatically, it would require at least one three game winning streak to get there. The reasonable expectation is that they won't win three in a row.
Really?? How about this W-L scenario... W-W-L-W-W-L-W

Win 5 out of 7... where's the 3 game winning streak?

Statement - The Dallas Cowboys can win five of the final seven games of their schedule.

This will require a minimum of three wins in December. The Cowboys have not had a good December in years. The reasonable expectation is they won't have a good December this season.
Well, you already addressed this "statement," but we'll shoot you down again.

Most Decembers only have 4 games in them... Therefore to win 3 games in December is usually to have a .750 percentage. This Dec, we happen to have 5 games... winning 3 out of 5 only requires a .600 winning percentage. What is our winning percentage now? .600... WOW!! You're right, we can't win 3 out of 5. :rolleyes:

Statement - The Dallas Cowboys can win five of the final seven games of their schedule.
So dramatic, restating the "STATEMENT multiple times... Why don't you just tell us your "reasons why the Cowboys can't win 5 out of 7 and stop with the drama queen act.

This will require that the Dallas Cowboys maintain a good balanced offense.
You mean like our 320 pass attempts vs. our 329 rushing attempts. WE HAVE NO BALANCE!!! Yet another :rolleyes:

The passing game has been hindered by dropped passes. TO said this week that he's a changed man. Where have we heard that before . . . . The reasonable expectation is he isn't. And unfortunately, he has been dropping game changing passes. Yes, he caught a touchdown in yesterday's game against the Cardinals. But he dropped a couple before that. And Terry Glenn is now missing games because of an injury and it's not sure the extent of his injury. Add to that the loss of Greg Ellis on defense and you see a team that has been fairly injury free starting to see the injury monster raise his ugly head.
We'll overlook that you wrote this before the Indy game, where Terry played and Carp and Al S replaced Ellis pretty well.

I really hope you're not hinging your argument on injuries that "may happen."

Statement - The Dallas Cowboys can win five of the final seven games of their schedule.
Yada yada

This will require that the Cowboys maintain a good balanced offense. The running game has been one of the pleasant surprises this season. Unfortunately, Tyson Thompson is down for the count for the season. Which leaves Marion Barber, the short yardage guy who is playing superbly. And Julius Jones. Injury prone Julius Jones. Jones is also playing very well. So far. One injury at running back and the Cowboys are in critical condition on offense. The reasonable expectation is that Jones will miss at least one game with an injury.
Again with the balanced offense crap? That's been shot out of the water.

And the "injuries will happen" line. Serious? Is it reasonable to expect a major injury to a RB...? I guess it's unreasonable to expect you to come up with a valid argument why this team as it stands right now cannot win 5 out of 7.

Statement - The Dallas Cowboys can win five of the final seven games of their schedule.

This will require the team to beat a minimum of three of the following teams: the Colts, the Saints, the Eagles, the Falcons and the Giants. Because of the way the Cowboys have managed to shoot themselves in the foot this year, the reasonable expectation is that with luck, they'll win two of these games, not three.
Check on Indy... the Saints just got beat by Cincy and Pittsburgh. The Eagles have just lost McNabb, Vick and Eli are playing awful... care to rethink that? You don't think it's reasonable to expect to win 2 out of the 4 we have left there?

Statement - The Dallas Cowboys can make the playoffs with a 9-7 record.

This will require that the Dallas Cowboys win a minimum of four of the last seven games of their schedule and that certain other teams lose particular games down the stretch. While in the realm of speakable possibility, the reasonable expectation is that good teams will win games and bad teams will lose games. Average teams can go either way. Counting on a 9-7 record to get into the playoffs is an unreasonable expectation when one is behind other teams on the tie-breakers.
Finally something we agree on... it's hard to get in with a 9-7 record. However there are 5 teams now with 6-4 records. That means all 5 of those would have to go 4-2 (.666 -- or a better clip than they have done through 10 games) to finish at 10-6. It's reasonable to expect that at least one playoff team will be 9-7 in the NFC this season.

Statement - The Dallas Cowboys can make the playoffs.

The Dallas Cowboys have only been in the playoffs once since Chan Gailey became the coach. They barely made it in that particular year and lost that playoff game. The defense was a huge reason why the Dallas Cowboys managed to even make it to the playoffs that year. The defense this year isn't playing as consistently. The reasonable expectation is that they will not make the playoffs this year.
This year's offense is much better than that teams'. The QB is much better. The defense is #6 in the league. And we've played this well with a tougher schedule. It's reasonable to believe that this team is better than that one. Therefore, this argument has no merit.

Statement - The Dallas Cowboys can make it to the SuperBowl.

I won't even go there on this one.
Neither will I.
 

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The Mad Housewife is obviously VERY impressed with herself and seems to have a strange Chan Gailey fixation. Clever? Not really. Irritating? Oh, yes.
Her one and only postulation is that since something has not happened in recent years - it won't happen. Her "analysis" of the offense was was farcical (perhaps intended?). Tyson Thompson is out - we're finished.
Hey baby, things change. This is already the year of change. My "reasonable expectation" for the Mad Housewife is an overcooked turkey followed by a dinner of stewed crow.
 

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Wow did some Cowboys player say something bad to her?

She seems to be totally anti-Cowboys.
 

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The problem is as a cow she believes she is an expert on "Cow"boys. Alas thus is not the case. :(
 

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peplaw06;1181922 said:
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Mad East Texas Housewife


Content Producer since: November 09, 2006 Denise is 44, the mother of two sons ages 23 and 22, and lives in east Texas. She's co-publisher of local business directories and is an avid genealogist. She also loves to cook and often writes about genealogy, cooking, simplicity, and frugality. Location: Gladewater, TX - Other CP's in Gladewater, TX
Affiliations: Little Books Business Directories
Interests: Reading, writing, gardening, medical research Education/Experience: Some college

Real nice. My dog is just happens to be as qualified as this little gem of football history. If I could only find time to teach him that "keyboard" trick.
 

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DragonCowboy;1181962 said:
Wow did some Cowboys player say something bad to her?

She seems to be totally anti-Cowboys.
maybe she is that hooker that irvin used to hang out with
 

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Wolfpack;1181987 said:
Real nice. My dog is just happens to be as qualified as this little gem of football history. If I could only find time to teach him that "keyboard" trick.

But I bet she is a good cook.
 
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