Will somebody feed ET please

[buybuydandavis]

I'm convinced that half of what Jerry says now is just trolling. He puts the phone down, has another drink served on the deck of the yacht and then giggles for hours reading what the sportswriters wrote.

Its like shuffleboard for the elderly, but you have to have a billion dollars to play.

Jerry's business is to bring eyeballs to the Cowboys.

 

[Redball Express]

Red--- i am all in on just pulling the trigger on ET...his latest dump from Ravens has to lower his asking price i might think?

Precisely.

It started out that the FO did not want to trade a #1 for him..then it was rumored we offered a #2 and it was turned down..

he gets the deal out of the Ravens and has a PMS day on the practice field and he is cut.

Now the $10 million guaranteed monies that he received in Baltimore are being argued over and we may not even pay out of pocket the $10 mil on any deal we come to. It will be washed.

So what is wrong with our FO?

Call him to the Star..have a meeting and come to an agreement. There can be clauses about any missed meetings or behavior issues can end his contract.

Make his contract incentive plateaus he has to attain to get paid.

I just do not understand what is going on here.

 

[Corso]

More info on ET.

Smoke and mirrors?

https://www.si.com/nfl/texans/news/...bout-canceled-workout-with-safety-earl-thomas

Will somebody feed him? Is he hungry? Shoot, I'm making jerky again. Is he... one of them vegarizors?

 

[Redball Express]

Will somebody feed him? Is he hungry? Shoot, I'm making jerky again. Is he... one of them vegerizors?

Cooking again?

Using the air fryer again?

Does your wife know how you spend the day during the pandemic?

Cooking and eating and chatting on Cowboyszone?

Maybe you need a tattoo like Zeke has on his gut..

"Feed me more Zone"..

Burp.

 

[Redball Express]

So if he's paid under 10mil, and I assume that's the case, he may as well take a vet minimum?

That's interesting. It could make him cheaper for teams, but more inclined to be demanding on other terms, and less interested in taking any contract.

Seems like he's all about money now, and there's no money to be gained except for a contract next year.

No one knows the evil that lurks in the minds of men..-HG Wells

Hmmmm...

 

[fansince68]

He wants it to keep spinning.

The more it spins the better to sign him on a cost effective deal.

We watch and we wait.

Meanwhile the Browns WR'S continue to split our zombie safeties into the endzone.

 

[Redball Express]

I don’t care how beautiful the woman is. I don’t want a woman who is crazy and I’m afraid to sleep.

Sure..

And the whole reason why he was in bed with his brother and 2 girlfriends.

If she comes in with a gun and it's dark..

he has a one in four chance she misses him and hits one of them.

Smart.

 

[TwoCentPlain]

Sure..
And the whole reason why he was in bed with his brother and 2 girlfriends.
If she comes in with a gun and it's dark..
he has a one in four chance she misses him and hits one of them.
Smart.

Actually it is a 1 in 3 chance unless she is so crazy she may accidentally point the gun backwards.

 

[Redball Express]

Meanwhile the Browns WR'S continue to split our zombie safeties into the endzone.

What I find of particular interest now..

Is that now our team is clearly out of necessity flocking to our WRs and Dak to save the season.

They are the only part of the team not hit with injuries.

I like it.

Dak has to clearly be a gunslinger and we find out if he is a bus driver or not.

He has said a lot he wants to lead us..good.

Dak..here baby. The keys to the season and your new contract hangs in the balance.

Good luck.

See you at the finish line.

 

[Gangsta Spanksta]

More info on ET.

Smoke and mirrors?

https://www.si.com/nfl/texans/news/...bout-canceled-workout-with-safety-earl-thomas

Will he play for reese's pieces?

 

[LowTech]

If the guy is a cancer, forget about him. If he can help, get him in here.

 

[glimmerman]

JJ wants him so bad, but knows that even ET would be a mistake...

 

[Jake]

More info on ET.

Smoke and mirrors?

https://www.si.com/nfl/texans/news/...bout-canceled-workout-with-safety-earl-thomas

How many months does ET have to be unemployed, and how many years do the Cowboys have to not sign him, to make the ET threads stop?

 

[Redball Express]

Actually it is a 1 in 3 chance unless she is so crazy she may accidentally point the gun backwards.

Yeah..

Fuzzy math is afoot.

How many months does ET have to be unemployed, and how many years do the Cowboys have to not sign him, to make the ET threads stop?

Until the FO fixes the safety problem.

 

[Williamsboys]

What did Elliott think when the Cowboy's drafted Cee Dee Lamb in the first round?? Sure Zeke, we're gonna give you and Pollard the ball 50-60 times a game.

 

[GINeric]

"behavioral baggage that in theory he's addressed in recent weeks as the seven-time Pro Bowler made efforts to re-enter the NFL."

LMAO

> showing up late
> skipping meetings
> lack of preparation
> blown assignments of field
> freelancing and ignoring scheme
> most hated player on team
> punches out teammate
> blames others for his on-field mistakes
> cheats on his wife

YEAH- he's addressed all this in recent weeks. Sure.

Do you REALLY think ET is the only player in the NFL who's cheating on his wife???? And what the hell does anything in a player's relationship have to do with football????