I'll sum it up for you and save you some time:
Born with helmet hair, roomed with JJ at Arkansas, got psyche degree, was passed up by Switzer for promotion at OU, jumped to Okie St. then went to Miami and won national championship, became Cowboys coach and divorced his wife, won two Super Bowls and had ego clash and divorced second wife Jerry Jones, sat out for two years, ego brought him to Dolphins where he failed and retired back to infomercials and pundit status, he then married for a third time .