Woman aims to be world's fattest

[Chief]

Save your money, and just go to any Golden Corral in Mesquite TX on "BBQ Bonanza Night", and you'll see the same thing en masse.

Golden Corral story from my town:

My daughter and I were laughing at the goings-on in the place -- the entertainment is better than the food. I heard this loud family set up camp behind me (my daughter was facing them). After a few minutes, my daughter started dying laughing and told me to turn around and look. The 260-pound mother of this brood was up walking around checking on her kids and she had a chicken leg sticking out of her mouth like a cigar. :laugh2:

 

[bbgun]

Maybe the white chick is just trying to win an Oscar.

 

[Dallas]

...or has the patience to....how do you put this midly...."find the wet spot"?

 

[DallasCowpoke]

The 260-pound mother of this brood was up walking around checking on her kids and she had a chicken leg sticking out of her mouth like a cigar. :laugh2:

Dude, you SERIOUSLY needed to whip-out the cellphone and capture that!! Slacker! :

 

[SultanOfSix]

She's making a mockery of the disease of obesity.

 

[Cowboy Brian]

L0L0L0L0L0L

When I first saw it I said this is gonig to be a Woman aims to become skinniest in world.

but no a girl wants to weigh half a ton. great job, that man should be ****ing ashamed.

 

[masomenos]

Bob Roberts would hit it :laugh2:

As would Bob Sacamano.

 

[ScipioCowboy]

yeah that was an issue for Gilbert Grape wasn't it

All kidding aside, I was at Chef Mickey's character breakfast at Walt Disney World Resort last year and saw a girl there for her first bday. She was a cute kid but I felt really badly for her. Her dad was at least 450 and her mom about 350. No chance that little girl doesn't become a unhealthy heffer.

In Florida I saw humans that were bigger than the Manatees I saw at Sea World. Ii was pretty sad.

Obesity is a major problem in America. I think everyone is familiar with my rant on portion control.

 

[ZeroClub]

"I think he'd like it if I was bigger ... he's a real belly man and completely supports me," she said.

1. A real belly man? That suggests that there are also false belly men. What would that be, exactly?

2. I'm sure he supports her emotionally and maybe financially, but it ends there.

 

[Chief]

I'm sure he supports her emotionally and maybe financially, but it ends there.

Adds a whole new meaning to spousal support.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

As would Bob Sacamano.

HAHAHA OMG SO ORIGINAL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHFAKDHFALDHFDLSFAHLSDHFDLSJFHLDJFHLASJFHADJFHDAHFADSFHDSJHFDLSJHFDLS LOOK AT ME HAHFHAHFAHAHHAHAHA

 

[ScipioCowboy]

HAHAHA OMG SO ORIGINAL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHFAKDHFALDHFDLSFAHLSDHFDLSJFHLDJFHLASJFHADJFHDAHFADSFHDSJHFDLSJHFDLS LOOK AT ME HAHFHAHFAHAHHAHAHA

:laugh2:

Are you still in love with his sister, Bob? You should woo her with your awesomeness.

 

[justbob]

273 kilograms is 600.6 pounds. She needs just under 400 pounds to reach her "goal." That's 200 pounds per year. I think this all very ignorant.

Not sure that even comes close to describing the sheer stupidity of some people.. But I do agree, I also think it is very ignorant..Hopes she makes enough to pay her on hospital bills

 

[Maikeru-sama]

Good, when she reaches her goal, she can be added to the "Most beautiful woman of all time" thread.

 

[Avaj]

Who would pay to watch her eat Sick I tell you, sick.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

:laugh2:

Are you still in love with his sister, Bob? You should woo her with your awesomeness.

I think I should give masonmenos a baby brother.

 

[peplaw06]

She's making a mockery of the disease of obesity.

That's not a difficult feat.

 

[CliffnDallas]

...or has the patience to....how do you put this midly...."find the wet spot"?

 

[Audiman]

She's making a mockery of the disease of obesity.

obesity isn't a disease. stop eating so much! it's not hard!

on with the jokes I'd say to her kid:

your mom is so fat, Chuck Norris ouwld have trouble roundhouse kicking her in the face!

 

[Sarge]

Depression is a serious illness. Sad.