Woman jailed after cutting off husband's *****

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Yeagermeister;3991696 said:
Is that like the got your nose game? :laugh2:

Well sorta..... it's like the "I got your nose and I threw it in a blender so that you can never re-attach it" game.
 

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ZeroClub;3991461 said:
I don't want to read too much into this, but the wife sounds a tad vindictive.
:laugh2: :laugh2: :chop:
 

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The husband was reported in good condition how can he be in good condition after having his ***** cut off? :huh:
 

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Jokes aside.
This lady should be locked up for a long, long time. I t was totally premeditated and totally permanent.
 

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gmb85;3991518 said:
Wow, this is worse than the Lorena Bobbit episode. At least they were able to find the *****. Yikes.

They used a cocker spaniel to find it.
 

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DFWJC;3991899 said:
Jokes aside.
This lady should be locked up for a long, long time. I t was totally premeditated and totally permanent.

+1

What ever this guy may have done, it obviously wasn't debilitating and it would have been easier to just leave. It takes a pretty twisted mind to go to that length and that's not to say she should languish in some nut hatch either.
 

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There is a movie called TEETH. The chick would chop the guys junk off with the teeth inside her vag. It captured that horrific scene perfectly. What a nightmare for any guy to go through. Burn her at the stake!
 

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KJJ;3991841 said:
The husband was reported in good condition how can he be in good condition after having his ***** cut off? :huh:
That was the Doctors opinion, not the victims. :eek::
 

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Everlastingxxx;3991973 said:
There is a movie called TEETH. The chick would chop the guys junk off with the teeth inside her vag. It captured that horrific scene perfectly. What a nightmare for any guy to go through. Burn her at the stake!

I think you posted this in the wrong thread. It should be in the worst movie one. :laugh2:
 

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ethiostar;3991580 said:
That's a pretty funny prank to pull on someone. Hahaha.............you don't have a ***** anymore.

Oh man, that is so wrong. I can't stop laughing.
 

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Yeagermeister;3991994 said:
I think you posted this in the wrong thread. It should be in the worst movie one. :laugh2:

Hey, the movie posted an 81% on rotten tomatoes. The girl is cute too!
 

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Signals;3991989 said:
That was the Doctors opinion, not the victims. :eek::

You can't always trust doctors read where one got two of his patients mixed up. He confused one who was scheduled for surgery for a sinus infection with one who was to undergo surgery for testicular cancer.

When the doctor realized his mistake he told the one who was suppose to have sinus surgery I have some good news and bad news for you.

The bad news is I confused you with a patient who was to undergo surgery for testicular cancer and ended up cutting your **** off. His patient said well what the hell is the good news?! The doctor said the good news is I ran some tests on them and they're cancer free. :)
 
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