Woody Allen's plan

[superpunk]

"Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson are to steam up the big screen in Woody Allen's new movie - by taking part in a reported lesbian sex scene. The actresses will lock lips and get hot and heavy in Vicky Cristina Barcelona, which also features Cruz's boyfriend Javier Bardem. According to British tabloid The Sun, Allen's aiming for one of the most erotic scenes in movie history. A source tells the publication, "People will be blown away and even shocked. Penelope and Scarlett go at it in a red-tinted photography dark room, and the whole scene will leave the audience gasping."

Giggity...

 

[trickblue]

:cry2: I'm so happy...

 

[superpunk]

:cry2: I'm so happy...

Can you imagine working on that set, and trying not to pitch a tent? Impossible, says I. They'll all be walking around in Black Adder's codpiece.

 

[Danny White]

I'm surprised that Woody isn't throwing himself into the scene in some way or another.

 

[Yeagermeister]

I read that a little while ago and told me wife I just became a Woody Allen fan. :laugh1:

 

[DallasCowpoke]

"People will be blown away and even shocked. Penelope and Scarlett go at it in a red-tinted photography dark room, and the whole scene will leave the audience gasping."

Heck, the last time these 3 things happened to me, I left $150 lighter!

 

[superpunk]

Heck, the last time these 3 things happened to me, I left $150 lighter!

LOL....not a bad price!

 

[DallasCowpoke]

LOL....not a bad price!

I got the senior discount.


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[Chief]

Can you imagine working on that set, and trying not to pitch a tent?

 

[Yeagermeister]

Can you imagine working on that set, and trying not to pitch a tent? Impossible, says I. They'll all be walking around in Black Adder's codpiece.

If I were Woody I'd close the set that day. Just me and them only.

 

[DallasCowpoke]

If I were Woody I'd close the set that day. Just me and them only.

Wait.... this is a HORROR flick!?!?


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[Yeagermeister]

Wait.... this is a HORROR flick!?!?


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I think it would be considered a short flick

 

[Chief]

Didn't Billy Bob Thornton direct Monster's Ball?

I chuckle when I think about him directing the sex scene between himself and Halle Berry. Must be nice.

"Come on, work with me, Halle. Work with me! You're horny. Show it. Come on!"

 

[Yeagermeister]

Didn't Billy Bob Thornton direct Monster's Ball?

I chuckle when I think about him directing the sex scene between himself and Halle Berry. Must be nice.

"Come on, work with me, Halle. Work with me! You're horny. Show it. Come on!"

If I were BBT I'd have to have multiple retakes of those scenes. :laugh1:

 

[theogt]

Great thread.

Now it's a better thread.

 

[Chief]

If I were BBT I'd have to have multiple retakes of those scenes. :laugh1:

:laugh1:

"Crap! Everybody else clear out. Let's start over."

 

[Chief]

Great thread.

Now it's a better thread.

Count me in.

My girlfriend liked Brokeback Mountain. Now, it's my turn.

 

[Yeagermeister]

Count me in.

My girlfriend liked Brokeback Mountain. Now, it's my turn.

Just the mention of that movie in this thread deserves a ban warning

 

[Chief]

Just the mention of that movie in this thread deserves a ban warning

You're right.

I apologize.

 

[WoodysGirl]

It always interesting to see how men go ga-ga over the idea of some girl-on-girl action whereas the opposite occurs over some male-on-male action.

Just an observation...