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Makes me think of a line from Billy Madison

We are all dumber for having heard that answer.
 

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bbgun;1607079 said:
Yes, she is that dumb, and yes, I will be romancing her. The irony is that the question posed to her centered on ignorance, of which she's the living embodiment.

Her performance reminds me of the best line from Billy Madison:

Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

That was a great scene, in an otherwise forgettable movie...
 

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Big Dakota;1607117 said:
She can make a complete farce of here intelect in my bed anytime:D

It doesn't bother you that she's jailbait?? :eek:
 

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silverbear;1607410 said:
It doesn't bother you that she's jailbait?? :eek:

Like that little cutie from Heroes, they all turn 18 eventually.
 

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"I like rainbows, kittens, cute boys, and fresh-baked banana bread."
 

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silverbear;1607055 said:
Which makes her the most likely to procreate... think about that... :D

I ran across a really funny video clip about that one time, in which a successful and obviously highly intelligent young couple kept on debating about when would be the right time to have a baby, until they found themselves past the normal age to start a family, while this young, not too bright redneck couple just kept on cranking out the rugrats...
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It's the opening scene/intro to the Mike Judge movie "Idiocracy".
Not a great movie but filled with some clever ideas about what our country will be like in the not-so-distant future if we continue on this downward spiral towards ignorance.


Pursonuly, I thawt what she sed were vairy much smart.
 

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bbgun;1607966 said:
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"I like rainbows, kittens, cute boys, and fresh-baked banana bread."

Hey, so does Yeag...
 

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Spectre;1608017 said:
It's the opening scene/intro to the Mike Judge movie "Idiocracy".

I'll have to keep my eye out for that one...
 

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I thought that was the perfect answer for that question.

"And there's your fifth of Americans right there. Point made."
 

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Holy Begeeezzzus!

She should have just answered World Peace and ended it.
 

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Pageant contestant re-answers question


COLUMBIA, S.C. - This time, the question was a little easier for Miss Teen South Carolina. After being stumped by a Miss Teen USA pageant question on live television Friday night, Lauren Caitlin Upton's confused, mangled response has been drawing a lot of attention.

The 18-year-old got a chance to redeem herself Tuesday on NBC's "Today" show when she was again asked why one-fifth of Americans can't locate the U.S. on a map.

"I would love to re-answer that question," Upton said. "Well personally, my friends and I, we know exactly where the United States is on our map. I don't know anyone else who doesn't. And if the statistics are correct, I believe there should be more emphasis on geography."

That was much better than her previous response, which included "U.S. Americans" and mentions of South Africa and "the Iraq."

A YouTube video of Upton has drawn a couple million hits and thousands of comments, many of them with harsh remarks for the Lexington High School graduate who plans to attend Appalachian State University in Boone, N.C.

Upton was taking her flubbed answer — and the attention — in stride.

"Everything did come at me at once. I was overwhelmed and I made a mistake. Everybody makes a mistake. I'm human," she said Tuesday. "I seriously think I only heard about one or two words of the actual question."

Upton's former principal Creig Tyler remembered her as a well-rounded student.

"She took college-prep and honors courses and performed well," Tyler told The (Columbia) State newspaper.

Miss Teen Colorado Hilary Carol Cruz won the crown. Upton was third runner-up.
 

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bbgun;1609211 said:
A YouTube video of Upton has drawn a couple million hits and thousands of comments, many of them with harsh remarks for the Lexington High School graduate who plans to attend Appalachian State University in Boone, N.C.
I suppose it's fitting that she is going to school in the Appalachians... Right BP??:D
 

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peplaw06;1609266 said:
I suppose it's fitting that she is going to school in the Appalachians... Right BP??:D

Appalachian State, aka Redneck Tech... or Whassamatta U... when you graduate from there, they give a you a diploma, and this really cool T-shirt that reads "I Is A Colledge Gradyouate"...
 

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silverbear;1609786 said:
Appalachian State, aka Redneck Tech... or Whassamatta U... when you graduate from there, they give a you a diploma, and this really cool T-shirt that reads "I Is A Colledge Gradyouate"...

I think Jethrine Bodine went there.

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