World's Dumbest Cardinals Fan on the Radio

[Hostile]

I know what you're saying. "What's a Cardinals fan?" They are rare but they do exist.

This guy's name was Kevin and he called in to a local radio show and asked this. "Do you think the Bidwells had the police stop Tank Johnson so that the Bears would waive him and we could sign him?"

I wish I was making that up. The Bidwells? As in Bill Bidwell, the owner of the Cardinals and his sons Michael and Bill Jr.? A conspiracy theory to acquire a player? Are you serious?

He was. Sadly.

Before someone can concoct a conspiracy they have to possess synapses that fire. The Bidwells do not meet that criteria and it appears Kevin suffers from the same malady. I am shocked Kevin can actually dial a phone.

 

[Roughneck]

World's Dumbest Cardinals Fan

That's actually saying something.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Let's not be too hasty to cast asparagus on the caller

The Bidwells are known for their cunning and stealth and prescience

The Bears wanted to unload Tank

It would not be inconceivable for the Bidwells to make a phone call to police lackeys to have him stop ...

LOL

The Bidwells!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Twyst]

and someone said this was a slow news day in another thread :lol:

 

[blindzebra]

That's actually saying something.

Actually I believe it's an oxymoron, since Cardinals fans are by definition dumb.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Actually I believe it's an oxymoron, since Cardinals fans are by definition dumb.

an oxymoron is 2 words that are completely different in meaning, so I don't think it can be an oxymoron

 

[Achozen]

A good friend of mine is a huge Cardinal fan, he doesn't go out much.

 

[Jarv]

I know what you're saying. "What's a Cardinals fan?" They are rare but they do exist.

This guy's name was Kevin and he called in to a local radio show and asked this. "Do you think the Bidwells had the police stop Tank Johnson so that the Bears would waive him and we could sign him?"

I wish I was making that up. The Bidwells? As in Bill Bidwell, the owner of the Cardinals and his sons Michael and Bill Jr.? A conspiracy theory to acquire a player? Are you serious?

He was. Sadly.

Before someone can concoct a conspiracy they have to possess synapses that fire. The Bidwells do not meet that criteria and it appears Kevin suffers from the same malady. I am shocked Kevin can actually dial a phone.

The Bidwells are just front men for the real owners of the team. The Cardinals are actually owned by aliens residing in AREA 51. Which explains many things.

 

[tunahelper]

The Bidwells will soon rule the WORLD!

Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha

 

[CrazyCowboy]

That's nice.....

 

[Hostile]

The Bidwells are just front men for the real owners of the team. The Cardinals are actually owned by aliens residing in AREA 51. Which explains many things.

~gulp~

Link?

 

[Yeagermeister]

The Bidwells are just front men for the real owners of the team. The Cardinals are actually owned by aliens residing in AREA 51. Which explains many things.

It explains that new stadium design.


:laugh2:

 

[joseephuss]

an oxymoron is 2 words that are completely different in meaning, so I don't think it can be an oxymoron

I think the word redundant is more applicable to the situation.

 

[Jarv]

~gulp~

Link?

Peter Bidwell is their cousin....

http://www.darkermatter.com/issue2/terms_of_service.php

 

[YosemiteSam]

an oxymoron is 2 words that are completely different in meaning, so I don't think it can be an oxymoron

It's fan and Cardinals thats *should* be the oxymoron. : Then again, I'm a Texas Rangers fan and those two should be oxymorons too.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

So it would seem that Kevin thinks the Bidwells are employing the Boss Hog method of getting talent to perform for them. :laugh2:

Was the officer that pulled him over named Roscoe or Enis? :laugh2:

 

[DallasEast]

This guy's name was Kevin and he called in to a local radio show and asked this. "Do you think the Bidwells had the police stop Tank Johnson so that the Bears would waive him and we could sign him?"

From Kevin's one book library!

This is his only book. His book shelves are very dusty.

 

[Hostile]

So it would seem that Kevin thinks the Bidwells are employing the Boss Hog method of getting talent to perform for them. :laugh2:

Was the officer that pulled him over named Roscoe or Enis? :laugh2:

This post is pure genius.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

This post is pure genius.

Well you have to counter it with stupidity because it admits I used to watch a show that was so stupid.

Can not believe I liked that show as a youth. I have seen it on within the last year or so and tried to watch an episode and I now know why my dad hated that show back in the day.:laugh2:

 

[Yeagermeister]

Well you have to counter it with stupidity because it admits I used to watch a show that was so stupid.

Can not believe I liked that show as a youth. I have seen it on within the last year or so and tried to watch an episode and I now know why my dad hated that show back in the day.:laugh2:

The only reasons to watch it was the Gen Lee and Daisy