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WoodysGirl;4044854 said:
Looks just like my brown leather coat..

It puts the lotion on its skin...

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The lady in white in the background, that's her son talking to the skin lady and shes totally disturbed. From a distance she can't tell if it's a person or something that washed up on the beach :D

I once worked with a woman who had a sun addiction. The whole time I worked with her I thought she was about 65 or 70 years old. Then one day I learned she was in her late 40's. :eek:

OK, I feel bad now. I shouldn't be talking about people like that. :cool:
 
Something about the legs, especially the skin just hanging behind the knee looks so fake.
 
tupperware;4044892 said:
Something about the legs, especially the skin just hanging behind the knee looks so fake.
and the bikini top that is on her belly, skin looks like a costume
 
tupperware;4044892 said:
Something about the legs, especially the skin just hanging behind the knee looks so fake.

jimmy40;4044911 said:
and the bikini top that is on her belly, skin looks like a costume

We had a lady at our Country Club growing up that looked almost just like that. Her skin was so smooth on her legs it looked like she was wearing leather pants (I guess in reality she was). Her face looked like this ladies shoulders. It was almost surreal...
 
trickblue;4044914 said:
We had a lady at our Country Club growing up that looked almost just like that. Her skin was so smooth on her legs it looked like she was wearing leather pants (I guess in reality she was). Her face looked like this ladies shoulders. It was almost surreal...

I have a friend that's just a few years older than I am, but she was constantly in the sun. She easily looks like she's a decade older.
 
That's the new skin-tight leather outfit that Cat Woman is supposed to wear. In fact, I do believe that is a screen shot from the movie trailer. I did hear they wanted to go with a brown color to change things up a bit. Sort of like a brown havana cat breed.

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Every time I see that picture I think the same thing. She looks just like a turd.
 
I do not envy white people their skin, at least in the summer time.

/sunburns look like they hurt
 
Temo;4045363 said:
I do not envy white people their skin, at least in the summer time.

/sunburns look like they hurt

Two summers ago, I got burned BAD. My entire stomach peeled off in ONE THICK LAYER. I now have a spot on my stomach that no longer burns or tans. It's just....white. I'm pretty sure it's scar tissue at this point. No joke.
 
Rynie;4045370 said:
Two summers ago, I got burned BAD. My entire stomach peeled off in ONE THICK LAYER. I now have a spot on my stomach that no longer burns or tans. It's just....white. I'm pretty sure it's scar tissue at this point. No joke.

ew.

Don't get cancer dude.
 
Temo;4045363 said:
I do not envy white people their skin, at least in the summer time.

/sunburns look like they hurt

I gave up on the tanning thing LONG ago :laugh1:
 

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