World's Shortest Books About The NFL.

[CowboyMike]

Things I Can't Do
By David Buehler

Forward by Chuck Norris.

*End of thread*

 

[Idgit]

My Al Davis one any good?

lol, yes. That one works.

 

[SaltwaterServr]

Hiding Nepotism in the Workplace
-M. Shanahan

Lap Dog Training and Care
-M. Vick

Winning is Easy Without Video
-B. Belichick, forward by B. Parcells

How to Draft Offensive Lineman for Quality
B. Parcells

Longevity in the NFL
-Tyson Thomson

Making the Most of Your Pass Catching Opportunities
-Deon Anderson

Coaching, It's Not Your Assistant's Fault
M. Shanahan

Success in the NFL and NCAA
-C. Weiss
Co-Authored -S. Spurrier

Job Security and How to Obtain it
-J. Zorn

A Second Chance at Greatness
-Joe Gibbs, forward by Jimmy Johnson

Avoiding the Limelight and Notoriety
Jerry Jones

How to Share your Toys
-OJ Simpson

Anabolic Steriods, Human Growth Hormones, and Record Keeping
-Steelers Team Doctors

Football: Clean, Simple, and Natural
-S. Merriman

Effective Strategies for Beating Teams Not Named Washington
-D. Campo

Everything I Learned As A Football GM, An Everyday Application Guideline
M. Millen

Secrets to Selling your Jerseys
Randall Gay

Love me Tender, Love me True, A Guide to Marital Bliss
Brandon Marshall

Heterosexual Adventures at Work
Pictorial Review Of the Most Spacious Bar and Club Bathroom Stalls
-Jacksonville Jaguars Cheerleaders

Thank you, that is all.

 

[Q_the_man]

How To Complete A Pass- by JaMarcus Russell
Say No To Drugs- By Quincy Carter
Keys To Being A Great RB- By Troy Hambrick
How To Rob An NFL Team- Ryan Leaf
How To Build A NFL Franchise- By the Detriot Lions

 

[Waffle]

"No Comment" -A Compilation of Transcripts of All Media Interviews Given By Bill Parcells' Assistant Coaches Since 1983

"Why I Love The Cowboys" - By Rod Woodson

"In Their Own Words - 'My Big Plays of 2009' " - By Martellus Bennett

"Lessons in Humility" - By Bill Belichick

 

[bbgun]

"How to tell time"

bbgun

 

[Clove]

"Beating Dallas"

philadelphia eagles

 

[guag]

Secrets to Selling your Jerseys
Randall Gay

I didn't think an ENTIRE THREAD could make me laugh continuously throughout... thank you all for literally making me laugh out loud for 5 minutes straight.

I especially loved the one I quoted above... genius.

 

[guag]

Baby Steps: How to step on a blade of grass without tripping
- Troy Hambrick, foreword by Marion Barber (sorry hehe)

 

[RainMan]

How to Come Home Again, by Joe Gibbs

Game Face, by Eli Manning

Parenting for Dummies, by Andy Reid

 

[Clove]

"Practice makes perfect"

Allen Iverson

oh wait......NFL? lol

 

[guag]

Pretending to Like Your Former Team Even Just a Little Bit
- Troy Aikman

How to Present the NFL in an Exciting Fashion
- CBS Network

First Blood: Tearing up the League From Day One
- Bobby Carpenter

 

[guag]

"Practice makes perfect"

Allen Iverson

oh wait......NFL? lol

LOL, doesn't matter that was awesome.

 

[dallascowboyfanboy]

The Joy of Minimalist Architecture-
Smaller is Better
by Jerry Jones

 

[brucekr]

Oh my God, I'm crying laughing my butt off in my quiet house.

 

[Cousin Oliver]

Head Butting for Dummies - Gus Frerotte

Little T Learns to Share - Terrell Owens

 

[DandyDon1722]

The Truth About Herpes

Ron Mexico

 

[TD-33]

The Connoisseur's Guide to Dining Abroad

by Deon "Cricket" Anderson

 

[vicjagger]

Holding It Down:
How To Hang On To Your Lunch During the Big Game.
by D. Mac.

 

[Signals]

INTEGRITY
By Bill Belichek