Worst thing you've ever smelled.

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I've been smelling this really bad smell in my garage fridge. I couldn't find what it was, as that fridge really is only used for soda's, beer, extra milk, etc.

But then I found it. In the back of the fridge, I had a tupperware container that I had forgotten about that had about 6 uncooked chicken legs in it.

As I pulled out the container, and then actually opened it, I smelled the absolute worst thing I have ever smelled in my life. If I had an eternity to describe it, I wouldn't be able to do it justice. It was absolutely putrid. I literally gagged nonstop as I threw it away.

My guess is the chicken was in there for 3 maybe 4 weeks. Remember, it was uncooked.

I would venture to say it was the worst smelling thing on planet earth.

Lets hear if you think you've smelled something that can top it.
 

ShiningStar

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so it was contained, and you felt the need to open it and make life bad for yourself. now you see why we things differently.
 

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Bob.

Sometimes I can smell him all the way from Kansas City. It's awful.




Honestly, probably my old friend Adam's farts. He'd contaminate our basement for hours with a single blast when I was in high school.
 

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When I was in the Navy I had some Koreans live under me in the apartments we lived in, and once a month they cooked Cats, every time they did we had to leave the apartment. needless to say the stray cat problem our apartments had didn't last long after they moved in... and no I'm not joking...
 

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All I have to say about this topic is...never, EVER, ever ever ever, under any circumstance, set a cockroach on fire.
 

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jksmith269;3020563 said:
When I was in the Navy I had some Koreans live under me in the apartments we lived in, and once a month they cooked Cats, every time they did we had to leave the apartment. needless to say the stray cat problem our apartments had didn't last long after they moved in... and no I'm not joking...

I would think the Kimchee (sp?) would be just as bad, if not worse. I spent a few months in a room with 3 Korean soldiers...their sweat from the kimchee alone was terrible.

Back to the topic at hand...burning flesh is pretty brutal. I don't know if it is the smell as much as the idea of what the smell comes from.:(
 

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Three weeks of leftovers being fermented by anaerobic bacteria, mixed in with waste gases of regular aerobic bacteria. Was so strong that I could taste the smell, so breathing wasn't an option. Also made my eyes burn.

I now add to compost much more frequently.
 

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I had to do an inspection on a house a few years ago and when I walked in it was evident the owners had left their dog inside. It was horrible. Not only the smell but to see the animal deteriorating was not pretty. I had to hold my breath run in and run back out. People should have been shot.
 

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burning poo,burning plastic,and cat urine/spray are pretty gag worthy

also six girls throwing up in the same tub with a mix of what ever they all ate+whatever flavor of boones farm they drank+a fruity smelling fabreeze made me throw up in my mouth one time...i still gag if someone uses that kind of fabreeze
 

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I don't know why, but rotten potato.
One fell behind our lazy susan once and started to rot. I couldn't tell where this foul smell was coming from, until I emptied the entire thing and found this potato. Very gross and unforgettable.
 

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BrAinPaiNt;3020594 said:
I would think the Kimchee (sp?) would be just as bad, if not worse. I spent a few months in a room with 3 Korean soldiers...their sweat from the kimchee alone was terrible.

Back to the topic at hand...burning flesh is pretty brutal. I don't know if it is the smell as much as the idea of what the smell comes from.:(
OT but do you like Kimchee BP? I love it myself.
 

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Some concoction used for fraternity hazing. I know it had pimento cheese and sardines, among many other things that I don't think you could possibly identify. It would make you gag immediately.
 

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Either Limburger cheese, sulfur, or my old HS locker room after a triple OT victory.
 

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The worst things I ever smelled

1. I forget the Biology course, but I caught a large jellyfish and I tried to preserve it. Well after a week, I went back and opened it.....let's just say that smell tainted my olfactory glands for the rest of the semester

2. A rotting bottlenosed dolphin on the jetties down in Port Aransas

3. my algae collection from my Marine Botany course

4. the mud and silt from the Laguna Madre and Oso Bay

5. Chitterlings (Chitlins) being boiled by my friend's mom when I was a kid

6. Well there was this gal I used to know, and lets just say, personal hygiene was obviously not a priority, but Massengil should have been
 

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Biggems;3020633 said:
6. Well there was this gal I used to know, and lets just say, personal hygiene was obviously not a priority, but Massengil should have been

I worked with someone like that. How do you even begin to let them know....
 

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now even though it didnt smell bad, I accidentally mixed Bleach with Toilet bowl cleaner, and the fumes were extremely suffocating and toxic....i slapped on the vent and opened up all the windows in my apt. Then I left for about an hour. My eyes and nose burned for a few hours.



Odd smells that I actually like

1. WD40
2. the black tar layer before you lay asphalt
3. rubbing alcohol
4. roadkill skunk...i used to love the skunk scratch n sniffs in elementary school
5. Zep cleaner - my dad has been a mechanic for most of my life...the smell of this always reminds me of him.
 

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kmp77;3020639 said:
I worked with someone like that. How do you even begin to let them know....

well it is rude to tell them to their face...even if they are good friends. you could always slip a bar of soap, a bottle of massengil, some tic tacs, or even deodarant into her locker or purse....

u could even leave a note

Friends don't let friends go stank.....
 
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