Would you take the money and run or flip him off?

[Reverend Conehead]

If you're married or in a relationship, take this challenge. If you're not, just make your choice as if you were still with the last person you were with.

So turns out your sig other's daddy is ultra rich, but can't stand you and doesn't want you with his daughter (or son if you're gay). He offers you ten million dollars in cash to break up with her and never see her again. You have to break up using lame cliches like "It's not you, it's me" and "I just don't feel it anymore." If you like, you can claim there's someone else, but you have to use the pathetic cliche, "We didn't mean it to happen. It just happened." Basically, you have to be a total lamer dirtbag to your sig other, and you walk away with 10 million dollars. Your other option is to flip off her daddy and not get a cent, but stay with her. Do you take the money and run? Or do you stick with her?

 

[Runwildboys]

If you're married or in a relationship, take this challenge. If you're not, just make your choice as if you were still with the last person you were with.

So turns out your sig other's daddy is ultra rich, but can't stand you and doesn't want you with his daughter (or son if you're gay). He offers you ten million dollars in cash to break up with her and never see her again. You have to break up using lame cliches like "It's not you, it's me" and "I just don't feel it anymore." If you like, you can claim there's someone else, but you have to use the pathetic cliche, "We didn't mean it to happen. It just happened." Basically, you have to be a total lamer dirtbag to your sig other, and you walk away with 10 million dollars. Your other option is to flip off her daddy and not get a cent, but stay with her. Do you take the money and run? Or do you stick with her?

"You knew what you were getting into. I'm a lone wolf, baby. You can do better..........Bye."

 

[YosemiteSam]

I take the $10M then her and I fly off to the Caribbean.

 

[Reverend Conehead]

I take the $10M then her and I fly off to the Caribbean.

No can do. If you take the bucks, you never see her again. You can fly off to the Caribbean by yourself or with someone else, but not with her. She's out of your life forever.

 

[YosemiteSam]

Well, them let me ask this. How *****y is she? Is she high maintenance? Is she a good cook? I like to cook, but it's also nice if someone else can cook sometimes. Especially fi I just had a long day at work and got home late. You know, since I don't eat out all that often.

Oh yeah, is she messy? That's a deal-breaker right there. That would make me $10 million bucks in a hurry.

 

[Chrispierce]

Depends....how much love each other. If it’s real...but I’m taking the cash myself,because my last one wasn’t worth it,nor the one before,or before that one too.

 

[Xelda]

It would be awfully hard to walk away from the love of my life. Is 10 million your final offer? Ok, Na na na na hey hey hey goodbye.

 

[Doomsday]

Can I send her a text from the Cayman Islands?

 

[BigStar]

Let her in on it, and split/share his money after we marry in another country. American Dad had an episode about this scenario specifically and that's what they did. I just read up and saw others are in on the same "scheme" lol

 

[Vtwin]

It's a test. Daddy is testing you to make sure you're not with her just for the money.

You take the 10 mil and daddy has you whacked.

Refuse it and she ends up inheriting it anyways.

Then has you whacked.....

 

[madcow74]

Stay with her and wait for him to die (any ****** that would buy off his daughters husbands deserves it) and then enjoy the inheritance because he obviously has a lot more than 10 mil

 

[madcow74]

Well, them let me ask this. How *****y is she? Is she high maintenance? Is she a good cook? I like to cook, but it's also nice if someone else can cook sometimes. Especially fi I just had a long day at work and got home late. You know, since I don't eat out all that often.

Oh yeah, is she messy? That's a deal-breaker right there. That would make me $10 million bucks in a hurry.

You are supposed to think of someone you are with or have been with. So maybe you arent even getting this offer?

 

[RJ_MacReady]

“I told you to NEVER BURN THE TOAST, Sharon! That’s it! I’m out of this chicken shack..”

Make it her fault, ya’ know.

 

[nobody]

“I told you to NEVER BURN THE TOAST, Sharon! That’s it! I’m out of this chicken shack..”

Make it her fault, ya’ know.

Holy crap, woman! I've told you a million times to freaking park straight in the driveway! That's it...I'm done.

 

[RJ_MacReady]

Holy crap, woman! I've told you 10 million times to freaking park straight in the driveway! That's it...I'm done.

Fixed it for ironic effect.

 

[Reverend Conehead]

Okay, time for me to answer my own question. I'm not with anyone now, but no one I've ever been with has been worth 10 million dollars. I would take the ten million and disappear. I would use the "It's not you, it's me" cliché and change my identity, and off I would go to the Island of Martinique to live my life.

 

[Sarge]

Only a loser would give in and take the money. What kind of lame question is that? True love conquers all.......I’d still take the money though.

 

[Reverend Conehead]

Only a loser would give in and take the money. What kind of lame question is that? True love conquers all.......I’d still take the money though.

Ha ha ha ha ha, you had me going.

 

[Longboysfan]

Cash the check first.

 

[Xelda]

Okay, time for me to answer my own question. I'm not with anyone now, but no one I've ever been with has been worth 10 million dollars. I would take the ten million and disappear. I would use the "It's not you, it's me" cliché and change my identity, and off I would go to the Island of Martinique to live my life.

You're going to have so much fun in your new villa with your new car. Make sure to have a great view of the beach with warm ocean breezes and extra room for company. What time can we show up?