Yahoo; Intro of Schottenheimer Turned into the Jerry Jones Show

[The Ominous]

Right and then he goes into a groveling tangent. It’s like Christmas dinner with a drunk uncle and most of the family is like “is Jerry still talking in the living room”

"Our fans have been very patient. Very patient,” Jones said about the Cowboys’ recent blunders. “I want to tell them how appreciative I am of their support and their interest in the Dallas Cowboys. Now there's a whole bunch of those fans who look because they want to see me grovel. But to those fans who have been with us, this decision to bring Schotty in is risky. It's not a Hail Mary at all. At all in any way. But it's founded over some very unique circumstances. I know how much our fans are into the Dallas Cowboys. And for me to be into it is no solace at all. We're interested, they're interested, I'm interested in getting into those playoffs and win it."

Remember it was a "gravel". He's too smart to know the difference from "grovel".

 

[Cowboys5217]

It’s almost another language.

He talks like he takes notes.

 

[cmoney23]

The head ring master , he just can’t help himself he just has to be the center of attention

Hey should run for President. He's almost old enough and no one can make heads or tails of what the heck he's talking about!

 

[MikeT22]

. I've been around a lot of coaches. As a matter of fact I wanted to be a coach. Except I wanted to live better than I thought coaches lived.”

We know Jerry, you’ve been trying to be one for the last 30 years

 

[fivetwos]

Does anyone else notice that most of anything he says includes defending the job he is doing?

 

[Brax]

Hey should run for President. He's almost old enough and no one can make heads or tails of what the heck he's talking about!

We had one like that no thanks

 

[AstroPilota]

...... As a matter of fact I wanted to be a coach. Except I wanted to live better than I thought coaches lived.”

And this right here, is THE problem. He thinks he is, and is exercising his fantasy because he can afford to do so.

 

[cmoney23]

We had one like that no thanks

Had one...have one... Jerry fits right in!

 

[DogFace]

Jerry is a weirdo.