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All the "Coaches should be fired, Dak's garbage, OL's over rated, Kellen Moore got exposed, etc, etc, isn't any more true than the majority of stuff that passes for football conversation in this place.

The loss tonight was really pretty simple:

Fred-Beard, Martin & Williams got whipped on offense ... so ... the backfield was crowded with Saints before Zeke could get started AND Dak had very little time to throw ... so ... the receivers didn't get any separation (Gallup not being there or Cooper's ankle - or both, take your pick)

We did nothing to abate or slow down the rush, i.e., not one slant, not one screen pass and only two TE seam patterns, (fumble on one and longest completion of the night on the other), We did nothing to test the edges of the NO defense except one sweep and made no use of Pollard's speed

Defensive LB sets were too deep until the last series when they began to penetrate gaps and got the ball back

NO's receivers had separation on the drag patterns and we did not ... their corners were close and aggressive and ours were not

NO was the 28th ranked pass defense coming into this game and you cannot be that if you have an effective rush ... so, we must "assume" they do not have an effective pass rush - but apparently tonight they did ... which brings us right back to Fred-Beard, Martin & Williams got whipped on offense

And one other thing - perhaps NO wanted this one a bit more than Dallas on this given Sunday ... ya know, kinda like we did last year in Arlington.

Anyone really believe there was a meeting in Dallas this week where they said, "You know, we've been putting up so many points and yards so far that we ought to scale it back this week?"

None of us know why Cooper got two offensive PI's called on him or Cobb drops one that hits him in the hands ..

And I am SURE none of us recognize what exactly constitutes a penalty anymore ... which makes it all the more ridiculous to whine and vent. It is what it is ... a game where no one died.

Oh, and one more thought, I suppose by the logic of this Board, McVay out in LA ought to be fired too ... cause obviously they suck as well.

I'm sure everyone here who is complaining hits it outta the park EVERYDAY at their respective jobs.

Y'all keep on though - it makes for fun reading.
 
Always over-reaction after every loss.

They lost. Time to regroup and get ready for GB, whom I despise greatly.

Go Cowboys!
 
McVey was in a superbowl in his 2nd year. Same with Doug Pederson. We haven't gotten out of the second round in a decade of Garrett coaching
And the Grand Master, Andy Reid has no Superbowls ... so, he's garbage and should be fired ...
 
they scored 12 points

our strength is supposed to be our offense, this should have been an easy win
The offense wasn't our strength last season. Three games against patsies and everyone convinced themselves it was a completely different team until waiting for the real season to start.
 
And the Grand Master, Andy Reid has no Superbowls ... so, he's garbage and should be fired ...
Andy Reid got to the NFC Championship in his second year. We haven't gotten out of the divisonal round in 10 years. Garrett is a laughingstock.
 
they scored 12 points

our strength is supposed to be our offense, this should have been an easy win
I agree absolutely - my point is that we scored 10 for a myriad of reasons ... the least of which is that people are garbage or there's a great conspiracy to keep Garrett or that Garret is an idiot ... Here's a hint ... not too many idiots hold degrees from Princeton.

BTW, I'm not a Garrett defender. I just wish folks here would be a bit more creative with their detractions. It's kind of like running Zeke up the middle into a stacked box ... gets a bit old.
 
COACHING - We did nothing to abate or slow down the rush

COACHING - Defensive LB sets were too deep until the last series when they began to penetrate gaps and got the ball back

COACHING - NO's receivers had separation on the drag patterns and we did not ...

COACHING - Their corners were close and aggressive and ours were not
 
Coaching was bad and they don't know how to adjust when they are getting punched in the mouth, O-line was overpowered, Dak has progressively gotten worse this season, Zeke looks lethargic with his mind still in Cambo, and Cooper didn't look like much of a #1 without Gallup getting attention.

All-around it was bad.
 
We did nothing to abate or slow down the rush, i.e., not one slant, not one screen pass and only two TE seam patterns, (fumble on one and longest completion of the night on the other), We did nothing to test the edges of the NO defense except one sweep and made no use of Pollard's speed

Defensive LB sets were too deep until the last series when they began to penetrate gaps and got the ball back

In other words, you're saying it was coaching. I AGREE!!!! :grin:
 
Andy Reid got to the NFC Championship in his second year. We haven't gotten out of the divisonal round in 10 years. Garrett is a laughingstock.

And Gruden won a SB with another man's team then immediately destroyed it. Switzer wins with Jimmy's team while doing nothing ... and they're NOT laughingstocks? Hammer swings both ways.
 
And Gruden won a SB with another man's team then immediately destroyed it. Switzer wins with Jimmy's team while doing nothing ... and they're NOT laughingstocks? Hammer swings both ways.
At least they won something and Gruden went to the AFC Championship prior to that with Oakland and got jobbed on the tuck rule. Garrett hasn't sniffed any of that.
 
We did nothing to abate or slow down the rush, i.e., not one slant, not one screen pass and only two TE seam patterns, (fumble on one and longest completion of the night on the other), We did nothing to test the edges of the NO defense except one sweep and made no use of Pollard's speed

Defensive LB sets were too deep until the last series when they began to penetrate gaps and got the ball back

In other words, you're saying it was coaching. I AGREE!!!! :grin:

But, we know it's all in the arsenal ... tell me WHY they didn't do it? Try to go beyond the worn-out junk ... like "they're fools, idiots, puppets. If you believe that the game was purposely sabotaged by the staff then fine ... at least that's original.
 
COACHING - We did nothing to abate or slow down the rush

COACHING - Defensive LB sets were too deep until the last series when they began to penetrate gaps and got the ball back

COACHING - NO's receivers had separation on the drag patterns and we did not ...

COACHING - Their corners were close and aggressive and ours were not

So then ... the game was sabotaged by evil men with cruel intentions ... got it.
 

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