Yo mamma thread

[SlammedZero]

Yo Mamma's so fat when I said it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a bowl.

 

[timb2]

Ya Mama so fat, after making love to her I rolled twice and still was on top of her.

 

[Reverend Conehead]

Yo mama so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”

 

[Reverend Conehead]

 

[LonnieElam]

Yo momma is so fat, to ask her a question I have to slap her leg, then ride the wave up.