I knew that - my post as meant to be taken in the same vein. Unfortunately tone doesn't always come across in print.
Yes, indeed, govnor. I am experimenting on an Internet social feature that can, by electrical touch, extend a hand of friendship, or if it is a gal, give the hand a suggestive squeeze to assure something ... Romantic. Also, features that convey something is in jest, sarcastic or even insidious. Yes, sarcasm often does not show.
For instance, for a while, I had you pegged for a lout. I am relieved you are a good lad, ruffian!
... Oh, fiddlesticks! ... Me mum just reminded me the Internet has emoticons .... damn, I was going to take my invention to "Shark Tank" for a $500,000 investment for 10% equity and use of my face ... O, destiny can be so cruel....