You Ever had a Massage?

[EST_1986]

REMEMBER this is a family friendly site so let's not get into the obvious jokes that are not family friendly.


When I was serving in the military in Korea.

You could get a hair cut for a few dollars and for a couple dollars extra you could get a arm/neck and shoulder massage (while you were sitting in barbers chair). I always thought it was worth a couple extra bucks.

how do you think families are made?

 

[MileyDancer]

I'd pay whatever it took for an hour scalp massage. Those are the best. I wish I had one of those metal fingers scalp massage thingies in my ecstasy days. Lol

 

[CanadianCowboysFan]

I have had at least 16 massages in my life. They are so relaxing. And that they increase the blood flow and circulation. Which is a great sign there. As also in addition, they feel really good.

FTR I have a massage chair in my apartment for eleven years. Really guess you can say I love massages.

yes I have

I prefer hot stone and Swedish. I don't really like Shiatsu.

 

[CanadianCowboysFan]

If the masseuse isnt a petite Asian female around 5'8"........I don't want one

5'8 is petite in your world?

 

[Tabascocat]

5'8 is petite in your world?

I like long legs, sue me

 

[The Fonz]

If the masseuse isnt a petite Asian female around 5'8"........I don't want one

I once had a nice massage by a blind asian female was fantastic

 

[JohnnyTheFox]

how do you think families are made?

By praying themselves into pregnancy?

 

[EST_1986]

By praying themselves into pregnancy?

EXACTLY. then the beautiful white stork drops them off at the door

 

[JohnnyTheFox]

I once had a nice massage by a blind asian female was fantastic

That reminds of a old Lawanda Page joke that cant be posted here.

 

[CyberB0b]

I'd like to try a Thai massage. From what I have gathered, they do almost chiropractic like adjustments while doing a massage.

 

[The Fonz]

That reminds of a old Lawanda Page joke that cant be posted here.

she was great as Aunt Esther :

Esther: Back in my day, a man would get down on his knees and propose.

Fred: Back in your day, America was a forest

 

[The Fonz]

I'd like to try a Thai massage. From what I have gathered, they do almost chiropractic like adjustments while doing a massage.

Thai chiropractic? scientific name for it is body to body massage

 

[CyberB0b]

Thai chiropractic? scientific name for it is body to body massage

Nah, not talking about a massage parlor that stays open until 2am.

 

[JohnnyTheFox]

she was great as Aunt Esther :

Esther: Back in my day, a man would get down on his knees and propose.

Fred: Back in your day, America was a forest

 

[Passepartout]

Try a relaxation massage. Nothing fancy. Just right!

 

[BigStar]

Try a relaxation massage. Nothing fancy. Just right!

Spa days get awfully expensive to have them routinely

 

[maxdogg]

Ha! All with happy endings!.

Agree!! LOL

 

[maxdogg]

she was great as Aunt Esther :

Esther: Back in my day, a man would get down on his knees and propose.

Fred: Back in your day, America was a forest