You might be a Commander...

[kmd24]

If you think a pig snout excuses public cross dressing...YMBAR
If you think a 15-yard facemask is a pretty good offensive play...YMBAR
If you enjoy a Dallas loss more than you enjoy winning a game...YMBAR
If your supply closet is stocked with blank VHS tapes...YMBAR
If you root for the players' union to strike so you can win a Superbowl...YMBAR
If you prefer "proven" to "potential" even when what's proven is incompetence...YMBAR
If your coaching staff is where failed head coaches go to collect their pension...YMBAR
If your playbook is thicker than a phonebook and equally effective for winning football games...YMBAR
If you can name 32 versions of the WR screen...YMBAR
If you think the phrase "draft pick" refers to a choice between Bud and Miller Lite...YMBAR

 

[superpunk]

If you root for the players' union to strike so you can win a Superbowl...YMBAR
If you think the phrase "draft pick" refers to a choice between Bud and Miller Lite...YMBAR

Bravo.

 

[YosemiteSam]

If you root for the players' union to strike so you can win a Superbowl...YMBAR

This falls perfectly inline with my sig.