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brister LMAO 
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Good ole Scrubby Bristertrickblue said:
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As a card-carrying, born-n-bred, proud-to-be "redneck," (albeit, a GAWD DAMNED rich as a SOB one!!) let me weigh-in here w/ a verse from my favorite Roger Creager song.
Yea I’m a redneck mother, I must confess, I wear tight blue jeans not a tie-dyed dress.
I got a tattoo ‘a Texas, I kiss it for luck, I gotta kicker-bumper-sticker on the back ‘a my truck.
Yea I’m a redneck mother, and my mother’s a redneck too.
I got a tattoo ‘a Texas, I kiss it for luck, I gotta kicker-bumper-sticker on the back ‘a my truck.
Yea I’m a redneck mother, and my mother’s a redneck too.
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SoTex said:You should be flattered.
Actually, Church is a great place to meet wholesome, marrying material females.
I'm not looking to meet marrying material females.... males yes, females no..LOL
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SoTex said:You could always loan them to Tricks' brister. It would get some use out of them.
Don't think that Tricks brister would fit in my pants... s-he looks a bit larger than a size 6....and she's too short for them... a 38 inseam
besides... they're mine...s-he can have Trick buy he-r some....LOL
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Somehow, the acronym "LMLFH" seems to apply to the 2nd page of this thread suddenly.
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SoTex said:But then you could introduce them to your male friends. Does it always have to be about "you". Geez.....
So sorry... what was I thinking. I should be out looking for wives for my guy friends and not for someone for me to spend time with... I'm soooo selfish in my thoughts...
I'd probably have more luck finding wives for my guy friends than a guy for me so.... what are you looking for?....LOL
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You might be a redneck if
1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a flyswatter.
3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.
5. You think the "Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive
6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.
7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.
8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
9. You come back from the dump with more than you took there.
10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.
14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
15. You! go to the stock car races and don't need a program.
16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
17. You have a rag for a gas cap.
18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
19. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
20. You can spit without opening your mouth.
21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.
22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
23. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.
24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Walmart.
25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.
27. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000.00 worth of improvements.
28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.
29. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.
30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.
1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a flyswatter.
3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.
5. You think the "Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive
6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.
7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.
8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
9. You come back from the dump with more than you took there.
10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.
14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
15. You! go to the stock car races and don't need a program.
16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
17. You have a rag for a gas cap.
18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
19. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
20. You can spit without opening your mouth.
21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.
22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
23. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.
24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Walmart.
25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.
27. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000.00 worth of improvements.
28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.
29. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.
30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.