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Restaurant promotes sex in its bathrooms
Mildred's Temple Kitchen invites diners to visit its unisex stalls for a little Valentine's Day loving

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A hostess shows off a washroom at Mildred's, where sex is encouraged.


Mildred's Temple Kitchen is inviting customers to have sex in its bathrooms.

The Valentine's weekend promotion takes uncomfortable but electrifying sex from the close confines of an airplane and transfers it to the unisex stalls of the Hanna Ave. restaurant.

The Liberty Village restaurant proposes its modern bathrooms become one of the "101 places to have sex before you die."

Mildred's has always elicited a certain response. One customer, who didn't want to be named, remembers going to a wedding at the eatery's old location and seeing a copy of the Kama Sutra in the bathroom.

"They invite it," said the customer.

This time, the invitation is explicit. On its website, Mildred's asks: "Have you given any thought to moving beyond the bedroom?

"Check out Mildred's Sexy Bathrooms throughout the weekend of Big Love. You get the picture."

Actually, the picture is clouded by practicalities. Is the restaurant supplying condoms? What about the health risks of body fluids? And who's cleaning up?

"We've always had little trysts in our bathrooms," says chef/co-owner Donna Dooher, pointing to lingering weekday lunches as a popular time. "We're taking it to the next level on Valentine's weekend."

The restaurant's four bathrooms light up outside when occupied. Staff have learned to watch the light flicker twice when two customers enter the same bathroom, usually a few minutes apart.

Toronto Public Health says as long as there's no sex in the kitchen and the restaurant keeps its washrooms clean and sanitized, it's not fussed. "As far as bodily fluids, it's pretty much similar to the other human functions going on in there," says Jim Chan, manager of the food safety program.

Dooher says customers must bring their own condoms but she's hiring a maid to tidy the washrooms that weekend. "She'll be there with her feather duster and cleaning supplies."

At least diners aren't encouraged to use furry handcuffs, part of a $55 "naughty love hamper," while at Mildred's. "Best to savour and enjoy (those) long after you leave the restaurant," the restaurant says.
 

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Nothing like making luv in ze toilet...:rolleyes:
 

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CanadianCowboy, his wife and their respective concubines are making reservations as we speak.
 

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This is one of those if you don't like it don't go things

It's like going to a gay bar and complaining about all the ****, people that go to these kind of places do so because of it lets them do this kind of stuff, better there then in my bathroom i say
 

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DallasCowpoke;3266457 said:
CanadianCowboy, his wife and their respective concubines are making reservations as we speak.

He and his long sought after mistress will be very happy there.
 

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DallasCowpoke;3266457 said:
CanadianCowboy, his wife and their respective concubines are making reservations as we speak.

Oh snap!!!:lmao2:
 

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Gullible schmucks probably end up as unpaid porn •stars•.
 

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vta;3266655 said:
Gullible schmucks probably end up as unpaid porn •stars•.


Hey, as a matter of fact, I just got a flyer in the mail advertising a CD titled "The Best of Mildred's Temple Kitchen"...

I thought it was gonna be some kind of Emeril series, and threw it away...
 

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Of all the things to name a restaurant that encourages bathroom sex, "Mildred's Temple Kitchen" has to be nearly the bottom.
 

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Temo;3266979 said:
Of all the things to name a restaurant that encourages bathroom sex, "Mildred's Temple Kitchen" has to be nearly the bottom.

You want they should call themselves "Mildred's Cathouse and Grill"??
 
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