Your 2009 Dallas Cowboys: More Glitz; Less Guts

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By Richie Whitt
Tuesday, Jan. 27 2009 @ 11:00AM

Since there's nothing to do today other than stay inside and pray for these glaciers of ice to somehow melt by Spring Break, let's take a look at the Cowboys shall we?

Remember what owner Jerry Jones said immediately after his team's 44-6 season-ending loss in Philadelphia? I do.

"Where do we go from here? Everyone, starting here, with me, goes to the woodshed. Everybody goes to the woodshed. Everyone."

One month later, let's assess some of the Cowboys' different interpretations of "woodshed":

*Jerry Jones' woodshed = John Legend's after party.

*And, oh yeah, and Jerry Jones' woodshed = Michael Irvin's new reality show on Spike TV. The show, which has Jerry's blessing, will conclude with a no-name being given a roster spot at Cowboys' training camp. ***?

*Wade Phillips' woodshed = Firing Brian Stewart and hiring Dan Reeves. Though they're both so much window dressing, hard to argue with either move.

*Martellus Bennett's woodshed = A music video in which he disparages blacks and gays and the English language and, ultimately, himself. Shame.

*Terrell Owens' woodshed = Going to Las Vegas, hosting a Super Bowl party with GQ magazine and agreeing to a reality show in which he will be followed by VH1's cameras. Remember, nobody works harder than T.O. Right?

*Tony Romo's woodshed = Shacking up with a BBW.

So much for remorse, resolve, repentance and re-dedication. You get the feeling that if Hard Knocks or E:60 or Playboy's Girls Next Door or Geraldo Rivera come a callin', the Cowboys will roll out the red carpet. There remains a prevailing theme that high profile is just as important winning record.

Nothing about this off-season hints of a switch to substance over style. Nothing.

In fact, instead of working toward a sixth ring in the trophy case, the Cowboys have merely erected a fourth ring for their circus.
 

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Gryphon;2605693 said:
By Richie Whitt
Tuesday, Jan. 27 2009 @ 11:00AM

Since there's nothing to do today other than stay inside and pray for these glaciers of ice to somehow melt by Spring Break, let's take a look at the Cowboys shall we?

Remember what owner Jerry Jones said immediately after his team's 44-6 season-ending loss in Philadelphia? I do.

"Where do we go from here? Everyone, starting here, with me, goes to the woodshed. Everybody goes to the woodshed. Everyone."

One month later, let's assess some of the Cowboys' different interpretations of "woodshed":

*Jerry Jones' woodshed = John Legend's after party.

*And, oh yeah, and Jerry Jones' woodshed = Michael Irvin's new reality show on Spike TV. The show, which has Jerry's blessing, will conclude with a no-name being given a roster spot at Cowboys' training camp. ***?

*Wade Phillips' woodshed = Firing Brian Stewart and hiring Dan Reeves. Though they're both so much window dressing, hard to argue with either move.

*Martellus Bennett's woodshed = A music video in which he disparages blacks and gays and the English language and, ultimately, himself. Shame.

*Terrell Owens' woodshed = Going to Las Vegas, hosting a Super Bowl party with GQ magazine and agreeing to a reality show in which he will be followed by VH1's cameras. Remember, nobody works harder than T.O. Right?

*Tony Romo's woodshed = Shacking up with a BBW.

So much for remorse, resolve, repentance and re-dedication. You get the feeling that if Hard Knocks or E:60 or Playboy's Girls Next Door or Geraldo Rivera come a callin', the Cowboys will roll out the red carpet. There remains a prevailing theme that high profile is just as important winning record.

Nothing about this off-season hints of a switch to substance over style. Nothing.

In fact, instead of working toward a sixth ring in the trophy case, the Cowboys have merely erected a fourth ring for their circus.


All true....and wholly disgusting. I have never been so discouraged as a Cowboys fan: all the talent in the world but no will to win. Somewhere along the line this team forgot it's first love (uh...winning football games).


:(
 

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xpistofer;2605717 said:
All true....and wholly disgusting. I have never been so discouraged as a Cowboys fan: all the talent in the world but no will to win. Somewhere along the line this team forgot it's first love (uh...winning football games).


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k laugh all you want but what exactly does bbw stand for?

big breasted woman? Big butt woman? Big body woman....

someone fill me in.
 

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theebs;2605748 said:
k laugh all you want but what exactly does bbw stand for?

big breasted woman? Big butt woman? Big body woman....

someone fill me in.
Big-Boned-Woman. thick chicks
 

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theebs;2605748 said:
k laugh all you want but what exactly does bbw stand for?

big breasted woman? Big butt woman? Big body woman....

someone fill me in.

I believe Big Beautiful Woman
 

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theebs;2605754 said:
thanks!

My porn lingo is lacking.
it sure is. you need to surf the web and brush up:laugh2:

Edit: i might have to brush up on my lingo too cause google says what anava is saying.
 

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facepalm.jpg


Because the article is dead on.
 

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theebs;2605754 said:
thanks!

My porn lingo is lacking.

S'ok. I thought the second B in BBW was for 'black,' and I was utterly confused.
 

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Rampage;2605765 said:
:laugh2: hey never been into the bbw's myself.

Don't knock it til u try it. ;) The fact that I haven't discriminated over the years has left me with some incredible memories. :D Since this is a family site I will end right here.
 

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links18;2605783 said:
What did Martellus say?

He sang a memorable rendition of Willie Nelson's "To All The Girls I've Loved Before" and put the video on YT.
 

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So... Let me get this right...

1. Tony is living with his girlfriend, so he doesn't wanna win.

2. TO went to Vegas, is going to a SB party, and is filming a show in which cameras FOLLOW him doing what he does, so he doesn't work hard anymore? (We don't even know what one frame of the show looks like, how do we know it's not him working out?)

3. Martellus Bennett makes a 3 minute video, admittedly not one in the best taste as far as language goes, but now he doesn't wanna win because he raps?

This just smacks of someone with not enough to do dredging up trouble. It's just ridiculous.

TKO
 

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tko112204;2605839 said:
So... Let me get this right...

1. Tony is living with his girlfriend, so he doesn't wanna win.

2. TO went to Vegas, is going to a SB party, and is filming a show in which cameras FOLLOW him doing what he does, so he doesn't work hard anymore? (We don't even know what one frame of the show looks like, how do we know it's not him working out?)

3. Martellus Bennett makes a 3 minute video, admittedly not one in the best taste as far as language goes, but now he doesn't wanna win because he raps?

This just smacks of someone with not enough to do dredging up trouble. It's just ridiculous.

TKO
This is because everyone wants our players to be good little angels and attend class each day because that makes them all better at the end of the day.

I can't stand overreactions by by family, coworkers and interwebz posterz who think that anything a player does is wrong. I have been at this site since the changeover, and yet my post count says it all. 95% of all on this forum are all about their own agenda, opinion and the media hype. I wonder where all the football talk went. The majority of my posts come from draft type discussions because that is where football talk is most in depth on this site.

Welcome TKO!!!
 

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tko112204;2605839 said:
So... Let me get this right...

1. Tony is living with his girlfriend, so he doesn't wanna win.

2. TO went to Vegas, is going to a SB party, and is filming a show in which cameras FOLLOW him doing what he does, so he doesn't work hard anymore? (We don't even know what one frame of the show looks like, how do we know it's not him working out?)

3. Martellus Bennett makes a 3 minute video, admittedly not one in the best taste as far as language goes, but now he doesn't wanna win because he raps?

This just smacks of someone with not enough to do dredging up trouble. It's just ridiculous.

TKO

joshjwc9;2605877 said:
This is because everyone wants our players to be good little angels and attend class each day because that makes them all better at the end of the day.

I can't stand overreactions by by family, coworkers and interwebz posterz who think that anything a player does is wrong. I have been at this site since the changeover, and yet my post count says it all. 95% of all on this forum are all about their own agenda, opinion and the media hype. I wonder where all the football talk went. The majority of my posts come from draft type discussions because that is where football talk is most in depth on this site.

Welcome TKO!!!


Are you two happy with the stupid circus atmosphere around here? This crap is promoting more of the circus, and doesn't give us any signs of this franchise getting serious around here for football.

I can't believe a lot of you can just brush off more warning signs of trouble. This franchise, Jerry down to idiots like Bennett still don't get it even after the way the season ended.
 

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Ok so martellus is an idiot(yes, he is) for using nasty monikers yet this guy calls Jessica Simpson a BBW???

Wow!

The saddest part of all this is seemingly every member of the media is in such a hurry to get their free shots in on the Cowboys that they continually show just how poor they are at their job.
 
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