your favorite facts from chuck and the dos equis dude?

[lane]

chuck.............."he can kill two stones with one bird".

dos equis dude....." he taught a german shepard to bark in spanish".

 

[lane]

"chuck sleeps with a pillow under his gun".

 

[Yoshimitsu]

How about this one

"Bruce Lee would whoop chucks ***"

 

[lane]

How about this one

"Bruce Lee would whoop chucks ***"

bruce lee would whip just about anyone in the planet...including chuck.

i'm a huge bruce lee fan...


now then...read the thread title.

 

[CowboyWay]

You can see his charisma..........from space.

He lives vicariously through.....himself.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

he once had an awkward moment...to see what it felt like

 

[MetalHead]

*chuck once went to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper...and got it.

 

[Apollo Creed]

Chuck Norris in sign language is a middle finger on fire.

 

[Hoofbite]

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

 

[lane]

chuck norris uses tabasco sauce for eye drops.

 

[Hoofbite]

My Bill Brasky post was deleted.

Sweet.

Probably because Brasky showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

My Bill Brasky post was deleted.

Sweet.

Probably because Brasky showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.

I think just noone likes you
you should perma-ban yourself

 

[Hoofbite]

I think just noone likes you
you should perma-ban yourself

Probably the case.

But at least I got Brasky in my corner and thats a lot.

Brasky went public with his own buttocks and made seven million.

 

[CowboyWay]

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Unfortunetely, Chuck has never cried.