Your momma is so fat

[5Stars]

that if we buried her at sea, we would have one less sea!

 

[YosemiteSam]

That Sam I Am called her a fatty.

 

[BigStar]

Yo mama so fat she wears a sock on each toe

Yo mama so fat when she cut her leg, gravy poured out (White Men Can't Jump)

Neck deodorant

Let's get off mommas...cuz I just got off yours

 

[Tabascocat]

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.....

 

[5Stars]

You momma is so fat they had to take her Drivers License with the Hubble telescope.

 

[YosemiteSam]

You mamma's so fat she jump in the great wide open and got stuck.

 

[Idgit]

Your momma's so fat, on Halloween she says "trick or meatloaf."

 

[JoeyBoy718]

My mom is fat and I find this offensive.









































I'm joking. She's dead.

 

[Bigdog]

Yo mama so fat she wears a sock on each toe

Yo mama so fat when she cut her leg, gravy poured out (White Men Can't Jump)

Neck deodorant

Let's get off mommas...cuz I just got off yours

I saw your mom kicking a can down the road the other day and asked her what she was doing? She said moving.- Also from White Man Can't Jump

 

[RonSpringsdaman20]

Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy
with twenty-two burritos, but times are rough
I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs

(thanks Pharcyde )

 

[AtlCB]

Your mama is so fat, her waist size is equator (The Nutty Professor).

 

[Cover 2]

Your mother's so fat, she's morbidly obese

 

[DoctorChicken]

Your mother is so fat, it effects her self esteem.

 

[trickblue]

 

[Reality]

The one I loved when I was a kid, though it is not really relevant today, was ..

"Your momma's so fat, when her pager goes off, people think she's backing up."

 

[jrumann59]

Your mama is so fat your daddy has to roll her in flour and .........