You're the GM Starting Now

[Jeffkills]

So, it's your first day on the job' and you're supposed to actually help the team win a couple games..

What do you???

My answer, FEED ZEKE and don't take him off the field. I'm totally fine w 35-40 touches if he's moving the chains and scoring TD's...

Go ahead and rush him about 12 times, since our receivers are so great!! That wharf most people call certain defeat...

If I was told Zeke averaged 35 touches during this preason' I'd be pretty sure we'd have #6. The kid just can't be stopped, and you know they're gonna run him ragged after resting him the last two weeks...

 

[Stash]

So, it's your first day on the job' and you're supposed to actually help the team win a couple games..

What do you???

My answer, FEED ZEKE and don't take him off the field. I'm totally fine w 35-40 touches if he's moving the chains and scoring TD's...

Go ahead and rush him about 12 times, since our receivers are so great!! That wharf most people call certain defeat...

If I was told Zeke averaged 35 touches during this preason' I'd be pretty sure we'd have #6. The kid just can't be stopped, and you know they're gonna run him ragged after resting him the last two weeks...

I'm not sure 'the GM' makes those types of calls.

 

[Jeffkills]

Still my fav Zeke vid:

 

[CATCH17]

I watched an interview the other day and Zeke said he feels like he hasn't played a down the entire year thanks to all this rest he has gotten.

 

[erod]

Hopefully, as the GM, I'm not calling plays.

Then again, this is Dallas.

 

[JD_KaPow]

So, it's your first day on the job' and you're supposed to actually help the team win a couple games..

What do you???

My answer, FEED ZEKE and don't take him off the field. I'm totally fine w 35-40 touches if he's moving the chains and scoring TD's...

Go ahead and rush him about 12 times, since our receivers are so great!! That wharf most people call certain defeat...

If I was told Zeke averaged 35 touches during this preason' I'd be pretty sure we'd have #6. The kid just can't be stopped, and you know they're gonna run him ragged after resting him the last two weeks...

I tell the coaches to call a good game plan.

And if you told me that Zeke averaged 35 touches, my response would be, "wow, we must have had some huge second-half leads."

 

[Swanny]

So, it's your first day on the job' and you're supposed to actually help the team win a couple games..

What do you???

My answer, FEED ZEKE and don't take him off the field. I'm totally fine w 35-40 touches if he's moving the chains and scoring TD's...

Go ahead and rush him about 12 times, since our receivers are so great!! That wharf most people call certain defeat...

If I was told Zeke averaged 35 touches during this preason' I'd be pretty sure we'd have #6. The kid just can't be stopped, and you know they're gonna run him ragged after resting him the last two weeks...

If I'm GM for this upcoming game I cut Mark Sanchez and sign any special teams specialist that's available in free agency.

If I'm coach I feed Zeke until his legs fall off

 

[bark]

So does this mean jerry is calling the plays now?

 

[Hailmary]

Did Jerry die in this hypothetical situation?

 

[HappyOnions]

Well, as GM...I'm leaving it up to the coaches to make those kinds of decisions.

I'm keeping Jason Garrett around for the long haul. He's a good coach who doesn't get the respect he deserves.

 

[xvendettax914]

Did Jerry die in this hypothetical situation?

Apparently the GM now calls plays too, in this hypothetical situation.

 

[KingintheNorth]

I immediately fire myself for not knowing what a GM is supposed to do.

 

[Ranching]

First thing I do is muzzle Jerry, buy him a case of Johnnie Walker Blue and send him off to the party bus. I tell him "We got this, Meet us on the 50 yardline after the Superbowl to get your trophy".

 

[manster4ever]

So does this mean jerry is calling the plays now?

"Now"? lol

 

[jrumann59]

I watched an interview the other day and Zeke said he feels like he hasn't played a down the entire year thanks to all this rest he has gotten.

Ah the advantage of being a world class athlete

 

[DoctorChicken]

Look at potential draft prospects.

I'm the GM. I don't call plays.

 

[Direwolf63]

So, it's your first day on the job' and you're supposed to actually help the team win a couple games..

What do you???

My answer, FEED ZEKE and don't take him off the field. I'm totally fine w 35-40 touches if he's moving the chains and scoring TD's...

Go ahead and rush him about 12 times, since our receivers are so great!! That wharf most people call certain defeat...

If I was told Zeke averaged 35 touches during this preason' I'd be pretty sure we'd have #6. The kid just can't be stopped, and you know they're gonna run him ragged after resting him the last two weeks...

The team say him in the Philly game for a reason: to ride him in the playoffs. I see 25 carries minimum for him assuming we don't fall way behind.

 

[CapnCook]

Hopefully, as the GM, I'm not calling plays.

Then again, this is Dallas.

LOL Nice!

 

[BotchedLobotomy]

I tell Linehan that he must use at least 4 RB screen plays to Zeke per game, figure out a few slant plays, and never, ever, call the fade pattern.

 

[DFWJC]

I'm not sure 'the GM' makes those types of calls.

My thoughts exactly.
You can tell some of us have been around the Cowboys organization (and accompanying fans and press) for maybe too long