Zeke is Fat

[aria]

I'm not fat but I'm slow and can be replaced. Can I get 15Mill per??

Yeah, it’s real hard. Don’t be a team player, don’t show up to work and tell your dummy boss that you’ll quit unless he pays you more money even though you’re not worth it.

 

[CanadianCowboysFan]

A Useful and High IQ post with an amazing title and deep analysis. Hands down the best post I’ve seen since I’ve joined this site.

hahaha

 

[CF74]

Ok let me clarify my post for those of you less observant than I. There have been multiple plays in the past few games in which if Zeke had cut outside and I’m Not talking about behind the line of scrimmage, I’m talking about

In Space,

At The Second Level,

He’s cutting back inside and crashing into defenders.

If he cuts outside in space, at the second level, and turns on the burners, there’s another 12 yds of daylight if not more...

Sometimes I think people are getting different camera angles of the game in different parts of the country..

Anyways just watch, if you’re not getting up for beer or Cheetos, u might start to notice this.

FYI, I hit pause on the remote when I get up to refill the beverage, The Dude misses nothing!!!

This...

Needs to be read....

 

[CowboysRule]

Can you tote the rock 20 times a game?

Sure. I'll do it for league minimum.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Zeke is fat.

Seriously get Pollard about 10-15 touches per game, we need some big runs..

I was annoyed with all the Zeke bashing but he’s a shell of his rookie season, something is wrong with his vision.

He’s leaving meat on the bone!!!

He's fat?
I blame all that quacamole and tortillas.
Damn. Now I am hungry ...

 

[BigCatMonaco]

Lowest amount of rushing attempts per game of any season so far...


And he has 630 yards and 5 TD to one fumble in six games.

 

[Ranched]

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[StuckMojo]

I would like to Pollard used in different ways and on the field with Zeke but he didn’t even get 19-15 touches a game in college

 

[Blackrain]

Burst , Sheesh boy looks like he is dragging the safe he keeps his money in

 

[cowboy_ron]

He can afford to eat at Whataburger now.

 

[tyke1doe]

Sure. I'll do it for league minimum.

SIGN THIS MAN!!!

 

[Vegas_Cowboy]

He's fat?
I blame all that quacamole and tortillas.
Damn. Now I am hungry ...

You forgot the Margaritas.

 

[blueblood70]

Lowest amount of rushing attempts per game of any season so far...


And he has 630 yards and 5 TD to one fumble in six games.

and it wasn't fumble...so meh

 

[IceStar-D7]

I don't know what's wrong with Zeke. He isn't the Zeke of the Ohio State guy nor the first year in Dallas. Jerry may of made a huge mistake paying Zeke. One of the many in the last 25 years.

 

[aria]

He's fat?
I blame all that quacamole and tortillas.
Damn. Now I am hungry ...

Tortillas and guac? Aren’t you supposed to be eating Shepards pie, bangers and mash, fish and chips...those sort of things?

 

[CowboyRoy]

Zeke is fat.

Seriously get Pollard about 10-15 touches per game, we need some big runs..

I was annoyed with all the Zeke bashing but he’s a shell of his rookie season, something is wrong with his vision.

He’s leaving meat on the bone!!!

Need a back that can make big plays once in a while. Falling forward for 4 yards is great, but doesnt add the dynamic we need.

 

[CowboyRoy]

Emmitt used to hit a lot of his big runs with stacked boxes.

 

[stuckindc]

Emmitt used to hit a lot of his big runs with stacked boxes.

Please...Emmit Had a real QB that would make blocking adjustments..and audibles into better plays rather than just slamming into the teeth of the defense. an Oline that was tough and played through pain...A REAL Coach!...A Real OC....a team that actually played to win...and imposed their will on teams...Not a good comparison. Not to mention he would make some people miss...

 

[ScipioCowboy]

Fat?

Or phat?

 

[tyke1doe]