News: Zeke missing OTAs because of car accident

[Joe Realist]

Cant wait for the "told you hes a knucklehead" crowd to get in here on this one.

He would only be a knuckle head if he was not wearing a seat belt.

 

[Jstopper]

After getting those expensive ATV's for his offensive line last year, those linemen need the pitch in and get Zeke some driving lessons.

Driving lessons don't help you if you are the passenger. Which he was.

 

[tyke1doe]

Word is he is fine, just taking precautions.

Bumped his head, huh? Well, we know he's fine, but the dashboard sustained heavy damage.

 

[Rogerthat12]

 

[Floatyworm]

I put the odds @ 3/2...He was groping the driver.

Seriously...this guy is a ticking time bomb...that something real bad is going to happen. Some people just attact that kind of BS. And all the signs are there now...It's just a matter of time. Yet we have ownership that is going to stick their collective heads in the sand...and hope for the best....when taking preventative measures would be the way to go.

As in...trade his A** while he still has value....

 

[SDCowboy]

I'm certainly glad to hear he's ok.

 

[Screw The Hall]

The report says he hit his head.

Gotcha.

 

[Trouty]

Cant wait for the "told you hes a knucklehead" crowd to get in here on this one.

Welp, you called it, Phil.

SMDH at some of these cringeworthy posts.

 

[viman96]

I put the odds @ 3/2...He was groping the driver.

Seriously...this guy is a ticking time bomb...that something real bad is going to happen. Some people just attact that kind of BS. And all the signs are there now...It's just a matter of time. Yet we have ownership that is going to stick their collective heads in the sand...and hope for the best....when taking preventative measures would be the way to go.

As in...trade his A** while he still has value....

Another joke post I hope? No way you are being serious?

 

[Trouty]

Another joke post I hope? No way you are being serious?

He isn't. He's just worse at it than Risen. Risen's game has been slipping' lately, doe, too.

 

[Floatyworm]

Another joke post I hope? No way you are being serious?

This kid is the underwear stealer...all over again. I can't believe people are so blinded by the stats to see this kid needs help.

 

[viman96]

He isn't. He's just worse at it than Risen.

I hope not (about the joking)...Risen is great at trolling the entire board. Just have to ignore his baiting comments or you will get deeper into being trolled

 

[Trouty]

I hope not (about the joking)...Risen is great at trolling the entire board. Just have to ignore his baiting comments or you will get deeper into being trolled

I've never been trolled by him. Hell, if I had to guess, he's probably received more likes from me than any of the other members since I've been active (last June), and even when I was a lurker but still "liking" posts. He would always put a smile on my face. As would the reactions he received.

I've also supported him when other members take him at face value. I can tell when he's being genuinely sarcastic and when there's shades of truth in his posts.

He likes Dak. I was in the same preseason game threads last season and saw his excitement

Floaty is trying to be "witty" and fails. Floaty does have an occasional nice take, tho. The post he posted above was a fail, tho.

 

[Trouty]

This kid is the underwear stealer...all over again. I can't believe people are so blinded by the stats to see this kid needs help.

Lawdy lawdy lawdy

Stahp.

 

[revospeed]

This kid is the underwear stealer...all over again. I can't believe people are so blinded by the stats to see this kid needs help.

You're right. You'd never see Kellen Moore get in a car wreck.

 

[viman96]

This kid is the underwear stealer...all over again. I can't believe people are so blinded by the stats to see this kid needs help.

Zeke has proven to kill Steelers so no way he is like the the idiot you attempted to compare him to

 

[erod]

Isn't this his second car wreck this offseason?

 

[Trouty]

Isn't this his second car wreck this offseason?

No.

 

[viman96]

I deserve a 1000 likes for the play on the floaty's use of stealers...

 

[visionary]

I've never been trolled by him. Hell, if I had to guess, he's probably received more likes from me than any of the other members since I've been active (last June), and even when I was a lurker but still "liking" posts. He would always put a smile on my face. As would the reactions he received.

I've also supported him when other members take him at face value. I can tell when he's being genuinely sarcastic and when there's shades of truth in his posts.

He likes Dak. I was in the same preseason game threads last season and saw his excitement

Floaty is trying to be "witty" and fails. Floaty does have an occasional nice take, tho. The post he posted above was a fail, tho.

Sounds like you're writing a book on him
What is it called? Fallen Star?