Twitter: Zeke on Espn

[Dre11]

 

[Runwildboys]

Found the guy that ain't no playboi

 

[acr731]

No one is asking what the hell that is on top of Zeke's head.

 

[Tabascocat]

Zeke growing a Chia pet on his dome? Wonder what he will name it…..

 

[Tussinman]

This is a football forum you creepy weirdo.

To make it worst she's really not packing anything back there either (which makes it even weirder, fantasizing about something that doesn't really exist)

 

[Runwildboys]

I see a lot of deleted posts in our future.

 

[guag]

I see a lot of deleted posts in our future.

Lol I feel bad for the female members of the forum who will stumble upon this thread.

 

[DoctorChicken]

What you mean by touching grass?

It is slang used by the kids these days that is usually in response to someone saying something weird; often when someone says something sexual out of context. It is essentially telling said individual to go outside and “touch grass” because they’ve said or done something so weird that they need to go outside and come back to reality.

 

[guag]

It is slang used by the kids these days that is usually in response to someone saying something weird; often when someone says something sexual out of context. It is essentially telling said individual to go outside and “touch grass” because they’ve said or done something so weird that they need to go outside and come back to reality.

Sorta like "pause", though that is still somewhat new too I guess.

 

[PhillyCowboysFan]

I know it's not PC but that girl who interviewed Zeke got a nice little caboose on her! Actually what am I saying.. there is nothing "little" about it. Girl got junk in the trunk!

Ronnie I am going to have to revoke your Brother Card or buy you glasses. There’s not much there!

 

[jrumann59]

Forget being pc, men like pretty women with junk in the trunk playboi!!!Been like that since the beginning of time, if anyone has an issue, tell them to take it up with biology.

Even that is being questioned now these days......

 

[HungryLion]

Forget being pc, men like pretty women with junk in the trunk playboi!!!Been like that since the beginning of time, if anyone has an issue, tell them to take it up with biology.

That’s why I like watching Joy Taylor talk about football. Although I still don’t know what any of her opinions actually are.



speaking of which. Can we talk about the fact that Dave Helman went from sitting next to Ambar Garcia at work. Now he sits next to Joy Taylor.


That man is blessed.

 

[Vtwin]

I guess you're going to have to fall back on the stats @RonnieT24
The eye test ain't cutting it.

 

[CowboyStar88]

I'm not gonna lie, I saw Ronnie's reply before I saw the video so I purposely fast forwarded through the video to find the best view without even listening to Zeke.

Timestamp?

 

[Vtwin]

It is slang used by the kids these days that is usually in response to someone saying something weird; often when someone says something sexual out of context. It is essentially telling said individual to go outside and “touch grass” because they’ve said or done something so weird that they need to go outside and come back to reality.

I can't wait to use this tomorrow. I will no doubt get an opportunity.

 

[HungryLion]

I guess you're going to have to fall back on the stats @RonnieT24
The eye test ain't cutting it.

You have measurements on that ladies caboose?

 

[Vtwin]

You have measurements on that ladies caboose?

I don't. I've always relied on the eye test. Ronnie is the stats guy.

 

[Proof]

This is a football forum you creepy weirdo.

lol, LAME!!!

 

[terra]

Forget being pc, men like pretty women with junk in the trunk playboi!!!Been like that since the beginning of time, if anyone has an issue, tell them to take it up with biology.

Big butts never interested me.

 

[TheMarathonContinues]

Really was nothing noticeable

Yeah that ain’t no butt lol….