News: Zeke speaks on new helmet

Cowpolk

Landry Hat
Messages
18,849
Reaction score
28,791
I like the model more with an open visor. So i can see his beautiful eyes.

nHqyAWR.png
This is proof that Zeke has been to Saturn
 

lkelly

Well-Known Member
Messages
4,820
Reaction score
6,143
Come game 14 when he's averaging 3.9 YPC and has 5 fumbles, I surely expect that we'll have a new excuse. Maybe his jock strap is too tight and he needs some of those cooling, breezy boxers on TV ads. Perhaps he needs some nose ring oil. It could even be that he's too low key faded with the new drug rules.

Whatever it is, I also expect Jerry to give him a contract restructure that keeps us from cuting him until 2026. Dak will be happy.
 

Hardline

Well-Known Member
Messages
20,800
Reaction score
36,322
“They come out with the new Ford F-150,” Elliott said. “You got the old one, you want the new one.”
 
Top