zombie proof house

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Muhast;4383961 said:
Lol, seems like such a huge waste of money. I'm not a big fan of having that much glass where people could easily break into, or even just watch what I'm doing.

And I'm sure in a pinch those shutters and stone covers don't close up too quick.
 

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vta;4383998 said:
And I'm sure in a pinch those shutters and stone covers don't close up too quick.

Zombies aren't really sprinters, though. Might have enough time.

Hope it has some sort of long-term storage area for food. :D
 

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Faerluna;4384100 said:
Zombies aren't really sprinters, though. Might have enough time.

Hope it has some sort of long-term storage area for food. :D

if they were in the dawn of the dead remake, those buggers could haul some bootie.

but yea, i'd make a moat around my entire property and have a drawbridge go over that and ensure i leave enough land to farm and frolic.

then setup gun towers to do some zombie killin with my arsenal.
 

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You don't need to spend money on a zombie proof house when you can just learn from these young Japanese children on how to defeat zombies...

[youtube]i7LKm5Vdius[/youtube]
 

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BrAinPaiNt;4384117 said:
You don't need to spend money on a zombie proof house when you can just learn from these young Japanese children on how to defeat zombies...

[youtube]7LKm5Vdius[/youtube]

paint yourself white and hide in a snowstorm???
 

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Oh, God, I am laughing so hard! Thanks!
 

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Faerluna;4384100 said:
Zombies aren't really sprinters, though. Might have enough time.

Hope it has some sort of long-term storage area for food. :D

:laugh2:

iceberg;4384108 said:
if they were in the dawn of the dead remake, those buggers could haul some bootie.

but yea, i'd make a moat around my entire property and have a drawbridge go over that and ensure i leave enough land to farm and frolic.

then setup gun towers to do some zombie killin with my arsenal.

Right, it depends on which era of Zombies we're talking about. They've evolved into some pretty good runners since the 60's.
 

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vta;4384566 said:
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Right, it depends on which era of Zombies we're talking about. They've evolved into some pretty good runners since the 60's.

I blame Nike.
 

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iceberg;4384108 said:
if they were in the dawn of the dead remake, those buggers could haul some bootie.

You ain't never lied iceberg. And they could tackle too. Put those boys in someone's training camp immediately! LOL
 

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iceberg;4384108 said:
if they were in the dawn of the dead remake, those buggers could haul some bootie.

but yea, i'd make a moat around my entire property and have a drawbridge go over that and ensure i leave enough land to farm and frolic.

then setup gun towers to do some zombie killin with my arsenal.

Zombieland as well.
 
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