Reverend Conehead
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I've written before about how evil Amber Heard is and how she deserves to be executed by hydrogen bomb. Well, she must have come on this site and read some of this stuff because all of a sudden I'm hexed.
I got really into watching this show, Criminal Minds and was binging on it on Netflix. I was only in the first season when guess who invades my viewing? Amber Heard! So I do a search for a movie to steam and I find this cool looking film, Justice League, that I want to watch, and I pay the fee to watch, then guess who ends up being in it? Amber Heard! Then I started watching Youtube vids of late night talk shows, and guess who turns up as a guest? Amber Heard! This evil sorceress just won't leave me alone! It was very unsettling. So I go to take a nap, and guess whose face just keeps materializing in my brain? Amber Heard's! Then I had terrifying dreams of her chasing me, cackling in laughter.
I can't escape her. Wherever I turn, there's some stinking image of her or something to remind me of her. No wonder Johnny Depp was terrified. The woman is relentless. I'm thinking I might have to lure her into my time machine and then send her back in time to be burned as a witch. There can be no doubt she practices witchery. None of this could happen otherwise. I had to go and open my big fat mouth on her and Johnny's divorce, which really isn't my business, but I didn't approve of her evil. Does anyone have advice on protecting myself?
I got really into watching this show, Criminal Minds and was binging on it on Netflix. I was only in the first season when guess who invades my viewing? Amber Heard! So I do a search for a movie to steam and I find this cool looking film, Justice League, that I want to watch, and I pay the fee to watch, then guess who ends up being in it? Amber Heard! Then I started watching Youtube vids of late night talk shows, and guess who turns up as a guest? Amber Heard! This evil sorceress just won't leave me alone! It was very unsettling. So I go to take a nap, and guess whose face just keeps materializing in my brain? Amber Heard's! Then I had terrifying dreams of her chasing me, cackling in laughter.
I can't escape her. Wherever I turn, there's some stinking image of her or something to remind me of her. No wonder Johnny Depp was terrified. The woman is relentless. I'm thinking I might have to lure her into my time machine and then send her back in time to be burned as a witch. There can be no doubt she practices witchery. None of this could happen otherwise. I had to go and open my big fat mouth on her and Johnny's divorce, which really isn't my business, but I didn't approve of her evil. Does anyone have advice on protecting myself?
