If you scored a touchdown in the NFL, what would your celebration be?

SSoup

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I'd forego the celebration. Not because I'm opposed to them.

But, I'll be real. If I found the endzone by outrunning NFL-level athletes or by running through hits from NFL-sized players, I'm probably immediately going to the sideline for oxygen and/or medical attention. The only question is whether I'll be able to walk there or demand a cart.
 

jchap

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I would spray paint Euler's identity in the endzone
 

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Blake

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I'd roll up on Rowdy like Rick James, give him a swift kick to the berries, followed by spiking the ball and yelling "Whoooo!" while moonwalking backwards.
 

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Spike the ball?
Choreographed dance?
Send the ball spinning like a top?
Fire the ball into the stands?
Depends. Am I scoring this TD because I belong in the nfl or am I scoring this TD as who I really am and for some crazy reason I was in on 1 play and scored a TD? If I belong in the NFL then I would hand the ball to the ref. If we are talking about the real me and never play another down I spike the ball and go to each and every player on defense and give the the "suck it" move. And then run away and hide forever so they don't kill me.
 

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Give the ball to the referee. Walk back to the huddle or to the sideline .
Act like I've been there before.
Tell my teammates to do the same.

Hopefully your teammates would laugh at you. Football is a game. Meant to have fun. Have you seen soccer celebrations? They stop down the game and the whole team celebrates. You know, because it's fun. Lighten up francis.
 

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Hopefully your teammates would laugh at you. Football is a game. Meant to have fun. Have you seen soccer celebrations? They stop down the game and the whole team celebrates. You know, because it's fun. Lighten up francis.
Theres not much more embarrassing in sports than an over the top celebration. Give the ball to the ref and get your *** off the field.
Just follow the Daryle Johnston model .
 
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