If you scored a touchdown in the NFL, what would your celebration be?

[kskboys]

Lay down in the end zone, while the medical team gives me oxygen and a shot of cortisone.

And get on the waiting list for whichever body part(s) just got destroyed!!!

 

[Kaiser]

 

[xwalker]

Spike the ball?
Choreographed dance?
Send the ball spinning like a top?
Fire the ball into the stands?

The Barry Sanders TD celebration...

 

[Cowpolk]

Mine would be a Dutch oven with Jessica Alba

 

[plasticman]

My celebration would be pain medication. I'm 63 and if I scored an NFL touchdown there is a strong possibility I left body parts on the field.

 

[Hagman]

Exactly. Going “woo woo woo woo woo” like Curly Howard.

 

[strollinruss]

I would do the Emmitt Smith. Hand the ball to the referee and celebrate with my team. Like it is just another day at the office

 

[Flamma]

A lot of people think that those that just hand the ref the ball or just drop it after scoring are doing that to not show up the other team. Nothing could be further from the truth. A lot think it shows class, which is right in a way. But the intent is to show what they did was not worth celebration. It was that easy and I am growing bored of it. Let the other team know it wasn't a big deal, and I'm not excited because it was like taking a ****.

 

[Dreski]

Jump up and tear my ACLs. Both of them.

 

[cowboyec]

TOUCHDOWN DALLAS

 

[TwoCentPlain]

I would go with the Monty Python John Cleese Ministry of Silly Walks

 

[JayFord]

The Icky shuffle followed by the Deion dance

 

[zerofill]

 

[JW82]

I would go full Rod Tidwell!!

 

[Johnny23]

If I scored I am going to do the Icky Scuffle. No cap.

 

[RamziD]

I’d punt the ball into the stands

 

[Big D]

I always like it when they throw the ball as far as they can out into the crowd so thats what I'd do. Kinda like the guy with the T-shirt cannon.

 

[The Natural]

Give the ball to the referee. Walk back to the huddle or to the sideline .
Act like I've been there before.
Tell my teammates to do the same.

 

[Ranched]

 

[DandyDon52]

Maybe beg Inez for just one little backside squeeze.

lol , the op didnt say she would be on sidelines! but yeah that would be a option.