Humor: The Night of the Nooch

[DasSchnitzel]

Since 1963, Americans have asked "where were you when JFK died?" and those alive could tell you.

Since 2001, Americans have asked "where were you when the planes struck?" and those alive could tell you.

In the future you will be asked "where were you on that fateful November 1st, 2020, the night of the Nooch, when Joe Montana and Tom Brady became afterthoughts, and the greatest dynasty in sports history began?"

Remember remember the 1st of November
Shotgun, scramble, toss
I can think of no reason
The Nooch's first season
Could ever go down as a loss

 

[DasSchnitzel]

I'm on record in other threads saying that at this point I want a high draft pick to jump start the rebuild.

But I'm still a cowboys fan and it's not like I'll be upset if something amazing happens and we stomp the Iggles or Nooch looks great.

So here's a hype thread where we can all support our latest QB, come what may.

Good luck out there kid, you're gonna need it.

 

[Tangle_Foot]

 

[ShortRound]

Jebus

 

[DasSchnitzel]

Jebus

Well I'll remember these posts in 20 years when THE NOOCH is giving his HoF induction speech

 

[maryquality]

Since 1963, Americans have asked "where were you when JFK died?" and those alive could tell you.

Since 2001, Americans have asked "where were you when the planes struck?" and those alive could tell you.

In the future you will be asked "where were you on that fateful November 1st, 2020, the night of the Nooch, when Joe Montana and Tom Brady became afterthoughts, and the greatest dynasty in sports history began?"

Remember remember the 1st of November
Shotgun, scramble, toss
I can think of no reason
The Nooch's first season
Could ever go down as a loss

I want nothing more than for the Nooch to have a great game....but let's be realistic....if he can make it out of this game without being scarred for life, then that's a win.

 

[cityochamps]

 

[Sydla]

I suspect we will see three straight three and outs to start the game. Then finally get our first 1st down on our 4th drive and that will be because of a penalty.

 

[DasSchnitzel]

I want nothing more than for the Nooch to have a great game....but let's be realistic....if he can make it out of this game without being scarred for life, then that's a win.

Realistically speaking the only question is whether THE NOOCH will win 5, 10, or 15 Superbowls before retiring due to championship boredom

 

[DasSchnitzel]

I suspect we will see three straight three and outs to start the game. Then finally get our first 1st down on our 4th drive and that will be because of a penalty.

True, it would be a 5 dimensional chess move to give the Iggles a false sense of security before THE NOOCH unleashes his true form. Who are we to question the ways of THE NOOCH?

 

[Tabascocat]

I just wanna sing ‘Da nooch, da nooch, da nooch is on fire’ to the beat!

 

[maryquality]

Realistically speaking the only question is whether THE NOOCH will win 5, 10, or 15 Superbowls before retiring due to championship boredom

 

[garyo1954]

Remember remember the 1st of November
Shotgun, scramble, toss
I could think of no reason
In The Nooch's first season
We would ever avoid a loss!

Fixed it for ya!

 

[CouchCoach]

I haven't been this excited since we had Poots on the team.

 

[TwistedL0g1k]

The birth of a legend!!!

 

[DasSchnitzel]

I'm predicting 4 TDs, 300+ yards passing, and another 100+ yards rushing from THE NOOCH.

And then in the second half, another 3 TDs, 200+ yards passing, and 50+ yards rushing.

The reason for the lower second half stats is that the Iggles will collectively begin chanting "we're not worthy" at some point near the beginning of the 4th quarter and simply forfeit the rest of the game.

 

[Flamma]

Yeah I remember. I was in my backyard feeding my unicorns.

 

[FiveSuperBowls]

Humor- Boys win 55-54

 

[Sarek]

Jerry isn’t going away. So we got to win somehow. I’m on board since there really isn’t any other option available. Let’s go whatever your name is!

 

[DasSchnitzel]

Humor- Boys win 55-54

"Boys win 55 TDs to 54 points"

Fixed it for you