lol!
Just thought about it. I have attended many football games in person. Gone to football watching parties. Watched games at sports bars. Read game day threads. Etc.
Not once in my 44 years of being around other fans have I heard:
HEY! Bozos! Stop driving the ball! What the heck are you DOING???
Don't catch that pass!
Why are you
not FUMBLING!
Sack my quarterback! Kiiiiiill him!
Oh NOW you discovered how to tackle!
Why did you bat that pass down? The other team would have scored! Gawd!
WHY DON'T YOU FREEZE YOUR KICKER ON EVERY FIELD GOAL ATTEMPT!!!!!!!!
Seriously.