Wanted: Caretaker to look after uninhabited Scottish island

[Hardline]

Any takers?

A remote Scottish island where birds outnumber humans is looking for a resident caretaker.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-57282018

 

[cowboyec]

i'd throw my hat in the ring if i knew if there were any ufo sightings there.

 

[Runwildboys]

Tempting

 

[Runwildboys]

i'd throw my hat in the ring if i knew if there were any ufo sightings there.

Hey, there are no parishioners to clean up after!

 

[cowboyec]

Hey, there are no parishioners to clean up after!

they had my attention at island.

 

[Cowpolk]

Are there any sasquatch on the island?

 

[Oz-of-Cowboy-Country]

The problem with Scotland is it's full of scotts. Got to go to the mainland sooner or later.

 

[T-RO]

With decent internet, hell yeah!

 

[Cowpolk]

Gimme bacon and I will take the job

 

[CouchCoach]

Are there any sasquatch on the island?

No but rumor has it that Nessie summers there.

 

[CyberB0b]

I'll take my wife and kid. Should give me time to finish my novel.

 

[CouchCoach]

I'll take my wife and kid. Should give me time to finish my novel.

You writing "The Shining"?

 

[Winonesoon]

Decent internet , Food, Beer and a nice lady and I'm all in.

 

[The Fonz]

Would be nice being out there away from the rest of the world
Now the question what is the catch?

 

[Runwildboys]

Would be nice being out there away from the rest of the world
Now the question what is the catch?

Lack of amenities...like running hot water.

 

[CouchCoach]

Lack of amenities...like running hot water.

And power to maybe charge a cellphone so you can call anyone who will pick up and yell "GET ME OFF THIS %^&*&*^*& ISLAND!!!!!!!!!!

Solitude sounds lovely until you are all alone.

 

[Runwildboys]

And power to maybe charge a cellphone so you can call anyone who will pick up and yell "GET ME OFF THIS %^&*&*^*& ISLAND!!!!!!!!!!

Solitude sounds lovely until you are all alone.

Exactly. I like living alone, because I can go out if I want to...all showered up, too.

 

[The Fonz]

Lack of amenities...like running hot water.

As minimalist person I think that is a none issue,,, with time the little discomfort will be the norm

 

[Runwildboys]

As minimalist person I think that is a none issue,,, with time the little discomfort will be the norm

Okay. I love my hot showers, especially when it's cold and raw outside, which is probably about 10 months out of the year, on a small Scottish Isle.

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

Any takers?

A remote Scottish island where birds outnumber humans is looking for a resident caretaker.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-57282018

I'm there. Just give me a minute to grab my go bag and a six pack for the road!