Wanted: Caretaker to look after uninhabited Scottish island

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  1. Hardline

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  2. cowboyec

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    i'd throw my hat in the ring if i knew if there were any ufo sightings there.
     
  3. Runwildboys

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    Tempting
     
  4. Runwildboys

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    Hey, there are no parishioners to clean up after!
     
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  5. cowboyec

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    they had my attention at island.
     
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  6. gp_cowpolk

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    Are there any sasquatch on the island?
     
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  7. Oz-of-Cowboy-Country

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    The problem with Scotland is it's full of scotts. Got to go to the mainland sooner or later.
    :laugh:
     
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  8. T-RO

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    With decent internet, hell yeah!
     
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  9. gp_cowpolk

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    Gimme bacon and I will take the job
     
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  10. CouchCoach

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    No but rumor has it that Nessie summers there.
     
  11. CyberB0b

    CyberB0b Village Idiot

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    I'll take my wife and kid. Should give me time to finish my novel.
     
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  12. CouchCoach

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    You writing "The Shining"?
     
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  13. Winonesoon

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    Decent internet , Food, Beer and a nice lady and I'm all in.:thumbup:
     
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  14. The Fonz

    The Fonz Correctamundo

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    Would be nice being out there away from the rest of the world
    Now the question what is the catch?
     
  15. Runwildboys

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    Lack of amenities...like running hot water.
     
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  16. CouchCoach

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    And power to maybe charge a cellphone so you can call anyone who will pick up and yell "GET ME OFF THIS %^&*&*^*& ISLAND!!!!!!!!!!

    Solitude sounds lovely until you are all alone.
     
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  17. Runwildboys

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    Exactly. I like living alone, because I can go out if I want to...all showered up, too.
     
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  18. The Fonz

    The Fonz Correctamundo

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    As minimalist person I think that is a none issue,,, with time the little discomfort will be the norm
     
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  19. Runwildboys

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    Okay. I love my hot showers, especially when it's cold and raw outside, which is probably about 10 months out of the year, on a small Scottish Isle.
     
  20. ABQCOWBOY

    ABQCOWBOY Regular Joe....

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