Wanted: Caretaker to look after uninhabited Scottish island

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  1. CyberB0b

    CyberB0b Village Idiot

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    Wasn't sure if anyone would pick up on it :)
     
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  2. Runwildboys

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    How ya gonna keep that beer cold? You could drop it in the water, but that seems like a long walk from the TV to the ocean, just to get another beer.
     
  3. Runwildboys

    Runwildboys Zone Supporter

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    Ohhhh, I bet you can't get many Cowboys games on the island.
     
  4. The Fonz

    The Fonz Correctamundo

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    wood heater to the rescue

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  5. Flamma

    Flamma Well-Known Member

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    I'd love it too. UFOs and loaded with cryptids and nowhere to run. All the excitement you can ask for.
     
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  6. yimyammer

    yimyammer Well-Known Member

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  7. yimyammer

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  8. yimyammer

    yimyammer Well-Known Member

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    you might even have enough time to buy another one
     
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  9. Seven

    Seven Messenger to the football Gods

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    If it's so uninhabited why does it need a caretaker?

    Love, Mickey.

    P.S.
    This is why I write and you read.

    Love, Mickey (Again).
     
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  10. Ranching

    Ranching Well-Known Member

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    Let's send them Jaylon
     
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  11. Creeper

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    Can I bring my guns?
     
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  12. catiii

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  13. catiii

    catiii Well-Known Member

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    If I couldn't, the deal would definitely be OFF.
     

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