Wanted: Caretaker to look after uninhabited Scottish island

[CyberB0b]

You writing "The Shining"?

Wasn't sure if anyone would pick up on it

 

[Runwildboys]

I'm there. Just give me a minute to grab my go bag and a six pack for the road!

How ya gonna keep that beer cold? You could drop it in the water, but that seems like a long walk from the TV to the ocean, just to get another beer.

 

[Runwildboys]

Ohhhh, I bet you can't get many Cowboys games on the island.

 

[The Fonz]

Okay. I love my hot showers, especially when it's cold and raw outside, which is probably about 10 months out of the year, on a small Scottish Isle.

wood heater to the rescue

 

[Flamma]

i'd throw my hat in the ring if i knew if there were any ufo sightings there.

I'd love it too. UFOs and loaded with cryptids and nowhere to run. All the excitement you can ask for.

 

[yimyammer]

Any takers?

A remote Scottish island where birds outnumber humans is looking for a resident caretaker.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-57282018

how fast is the internet?

 

[yimyammer]

The problem with Scotland is it's full of scotts.

 

[yimyammer]

I'll take my wife and kid. Should give me time to finish my novel.

you might even have enough time to buy another one

 

[Seven]

If it's so uninhabited why does it need a caretaker?

Love, Mickey.

P.S.
This is why I write and you read.

Love, Mickey (Again).

 

[Ranching]

Let's send them Jaylon

 

[Creeper]

Can I bring my guns?

 

[catiii]

Any takers?

A remote Scottish island where birds outnumber humans is looking for a resident caretaker.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-57282018

I like everything but the cleaning PUBLIC bathrooms part. Catii don't do dat.

 

[catiii]

Can I bring my guns?

If I couldn't, the deal would definitely be OFF.