Going forward, I would like to believe in Zeke

GimmeTheBall!

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...Because, me bland men, The Cowboys desperately need a running game for our ... ahem, revamped WRs corps.
All of us should know how basic it is. Without a credible rushing offence, the opposing D suffocates the lanes and Dak might panic.

Now, I would like to believe in zeke, but I canna ignore his yearly declining numbers, his injury, the no-turning-back affects of age and his stamina after sporadic duty.

But, someone convince me and others that Zeke is a potential 1,500-yard rusher in 2022 over 17 games barring injury.
Tell me how a RB or any "skill" position can magically reverse time and production?
I want to believe in Zeke but common sense and logic stand at the door of the WalMart.

If Zeke falters, we are sunk like the Poseiden Adventure starring Ernest Borgnine and Stella Stevens.
Believe it. lads.
 

Batman1980

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Going forward, I would like a billion dollars and a hot wife.
 

TwentyOne

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Dear old fellow. You spout a declarative statement and ask if your mere supposition is a persuasive thesis.
You lack formal training.

Well it didnt convince me neither.

But i somehow had to try out how it would feel to be on the other side.
Well... somehow silly.
 

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Going forward with an aging RB is like picking a 70 year old person to start a family with.
 

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If Zeke can stay healthy, and the OL does its job, I think Zeke is still good enough to put up 1200+ yards on the ground.
 

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If Anna Nicole Smith...oh.
True story.
I was dating a girl when I was living in LA who inadvertently looked just like Anna N Smith.
Just shorter.

We were hanging around the official Hustler store, shopping for lingerie and someone showed up with a camera.
Took some pics.
Then 10-15 people showed up as we were walking out with cameras and people were shouting Anna! Anna!
And asking questions like who was I and this and that.

My girl was so proud of that moment.
I was like, you stupid, dumb sh....ts. Get me outta here.

We broke up about a year later.
Still friends. She still brings that moment up to this day.
 

America's Cowboy

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...Because, me bland men, The Cowboys desperately need a running game for our ... ahem, revamped WRs corps.
All of us should know how basic it is. Without a credible rushing offence, the opposing D suffocates the lanes and Dak might panic.

Now, I would like to believe in zeke, but I canna ignore his yearly declining numbers, his injury, the no-turning-back affects of age and his stamina after sporadic duty.

But, someone convince me and others that Zeke is a potential 1,500-yard rusher in 2022 over 17 games barring injury.
Tell me how a RB or any "skill" position can magically reverse time and production?
I want to believe in Zeke but common sense and logic stand at the door of the WalMart.

If Zeke falters, we are sunk like the Poseiden Adventure starring Ernest Borgnine and Stella Stevens.
Believe it. lads.
It all comes down to our Oline. But, yes, Zeke also has to do his part.

If the Oline improves, consistently wins their battles at the line of scrimmage and gets some push to open up running lanes, Zeke and Pollard should be enough to help Dak and this Offense thrive.
 

tyke1doe

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If Zeke falters, we are sunk like the Poseiden Adventure starring Ernest Borgnine and Stella Stevens.
Believe it. lads.
In her heyday, I thought Stella Stevens was one of the prettiest women to ever grace this planet.
Sorry for the big picture. Don't know how to reduce it.
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In her heyday, I thought Stella Stevens was one of the prettiest women to ever grace this planet.
Sorry for the big picture. Don't know how to reduce it.
ss3603821_-_photograph_of_stella_stevens_available_in_4_sizes_framed_or_unframed_buy_now_at_starstills__69535__69101.1394505738.jpg

Nice one, Playmate.

She's a tight squeeze all around.
 
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