NFL Black Friday Football debuts on Amazon in 2023

DoctorChicken

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I can’t wait to watch Black Friday Amazon NFL football on Amazon Prime on the TV I bought on Amazon with the sound system I bought on Amazon booming so loud my brains turn to oatmeal. I want my brain completely liquified.

The day after we’re supposed to give thanks for all that we have, my girlfriend will probably be spending money in person at some corporate hellscape that isn’t Amazon. Wouldn’t want to miss out on the tradition of buying stuff you don’t need just because it’s on sale in person. Even though some stores tend to raise the price of products before Black Friday and then lower them down to their original price so they appear to be “on sale”. Wouldn’t want this 2% cash back card to go to waste, would we?

As for me, I’ll be in my Amazon pajamas, watching Amazon Prime football, in my toasty warm Amazon undies, shopping online at Amazon.com during the Amazon Black Friday sale.

We’re living the American dream, ladies and gentlemen.
 

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Yippee

I can’t wait to watch Black Friday Amazon NFL football on Amazon Prime on the TV I bought on Amazon with the sound system I bought on Amazon booming so loud my brains turn to oatmeal. I want my brain completely liquified.

The day after we’re supposed to give thanks for all that we have, my girlfriend will probably be spending money in person at some corporate hellscape that isn’t Amazon. Wouldn’t want to miss out on the tradition of buying stuff you don’t need just because it’s on sale in person. Even though some stores tend to raise the price of products before Black Friday and then lower them down to their original price so they appear to be “on sale”. Wouldn’t want this 2% cash back card to go to waste, would we?

As for me, I’ll be in my Amazon pajamas, watching Amazon Prime football, in my toasty warm Amazon undies, shopping online at Amazon.com during the Amazon Black Friday sale.

We’re living the American dream, ladies and gentlemen.
I think it's now the Amazon Dream.
 

pacy

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If team X scores a TD on that drive the price on this TV on Amazon goes down by another $100.

Women would watch the game just to see those deals pop up.
 

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The NFL just doesn't care what they just did to husbands around the country.
If a family is STILL TRULY into the longstanding traditional "Black Fiday" shopping agenda\mode...
their mission is done by noon local time.
NFL fans - male & female - are settled in to watching this first broadcast.
 

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