Twitter: Warning horrifying: Commanders unveil new mascot

[john van brocklin]

I'm really sitting here trying to figure out which is worse.....part of me feels like this isn't as bad as Rowdy but i'd rather have Rowdy than this crap so I don't know......i'm just gonna stay away from this lol.

Lock them both in a dark room with baseball bats.

 

[john van brocklin]

Thought it was a joke. Rowdy isn’t looking so bad now. Lol

Disagree, both are strange and creepy.

 

[_sturt_]

Now tell me again how their previous mascot was so undignified???

They've went from a hallowed, respected icon to... this?

 

[john van brocklin]

Rusty. I am telling you.
You would a better mascot than these rejects.

 

[john van brocklin]

Other than not having a quarterback, a GM with a plan, an owner with a shred of human decency, a coach that wants to be there, any sort of success over the last two decades plus, a future stadium, and any remaining fan support, that franchise has got it going on.

It's a black hole.

 

[DallasEast]

Still a better concept than Rowdy.

 

[Jayinem]

Don't you miss those old black and white movies where the Cowboys fought the Commanders? I sure do.

 

[Cowboysheelsreds053]

I suddenly like Rowdy a little better.

LOL

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

Rusty. I am telling you.
You would a better mascot than these rejects.

I have zero intentions of mascoting for Washington.

 

[john van brocklin]

Still a better concept than Rowdy.

Very low bar

 

[john van brocklin]

I have zero intentions of mascoting for Washington.

I was referring to Rowdy and major turdy.
Saying you look much nicer than both of these rejects.
Would love to see you as the new Cowboys mascot!!!

 

[Oz-of-Cowboy-Country]

If memory serves me correctly, that's from Michael Jackson's "Thriller" video.

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

I was referring to Rowdy and major turdy.
Saying you look much nicer than both of these rejects.
Would love to see you as the new Cowboys mascot!!!

I appreciate that

 

[AsthmaField]

I have zero intentions of mascoting for Washington.

Plus, you would have to tweak your costume from horse to jack-***.

It just wouldn’t be worth it…

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

Plus, you would have to tweak your costume from horse to jack-***.

It just wouldn’t be worth it…

Donkeys are cool, but yeah, I'm a horse and I like it lol.

 

[john van brocklin]

I appreciate that

No problem

 

[john van brocklin]

We need to make a giant plate of stuffed bacon and ham for Rowdy to eat next week.

@Cowpolk would be all over that

 

[cowboyec]

We need to make a giant plate of stuffed bacon and ham for Rowdy to eat next week.

or a BLT on texas toast.

 

[john van brocklin]

LOL

Never, Rowdy has got to go!

 

[john van brocklin]

Still a better concept than Rowdy.

That ain't saying much.