Twitter: Warning horrifying: Commanders unveil new mascot

[ElGatoGrande]

War Pigs,,, first thoughf in my head.

 

[DoctorChicken]

Why does he look stuffed with straw?

I kinda like him. He’s so bad that there’s an interesting charm to him.

 

[Cowpolk]

Of course @Cowpolk liked this.

I gave him Bacon to post that

 

[Cowpolk]

Why does he look stuffed with straw?

I kinda like him. He’s so bad that there’s an interesting charm to him.

Thanks

 

[cowboys5xsbs]

So the commanders are the Commie Swines now?

 

[JustChip]

Why does he look stuffed with straw?

I kinda like him. He’s so bad that there’s an interesting charm to him.

Kind of like the Ugliest Dog winner.

 

[KJJ]

Thought it was a joke. Rowdy isn’t looking so bad now. Lol

 

[RS12]

Major Tuddy huh? I am thinking replace that first letter "d" with letter "r".

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

 

[G2]

Flood it again God.

 

[Carson]

I had a ton of friends at the game today and they received the old hog noses

 

[Avery]

I think it should have been Jason Garrett, but so be it.

 

[Cowpolk]

So the commanders are the Commie Swines now?

They should change their names to the oinks

 

[IceStar-D7]

Boy And I heard Tropophobia was bad

 

[IceStar-D7]

But what does a pig have to do with Commanders? We talking Animal Farm here???

 

[IceStar-D7]

He should be called "Major"-Mistake

 

[ESisback]

R-E-D-S-K-I-N-S!

 

[Asklesko]

Barbecue

 

[Zekeats]

The name shoulda been changed to pigskins it was so simple but big money wigs screw up simple stuff all the time. The biggest joke was them allowing it to be called football team for an entire season

 

[lkelly]

Other than not having a quarterback, a GM with a plan, an owner with a shred of human decency, a coach that wants to be there, any sort of success over the last two decades plus, a future stadium, and any remaining fan support, that franchise has got it going on.