Jerry to fans who don't believe in this front office

I’ll assure you that I’ve been in many things in my life, including times with the Cowboys, that that type of persistence breeds the kind of results our fans want. And that’s a winning football team.”
You mean a championship team.

Right Jerry?
 
I hope the giants beat us with dak starting. Jerry deserves it.
 

Cowboys owner Jerry Jones on @1053thefan on his message to Cowboys fans who are concerned that the team’s front office can’t turn this team around:

“It reminds me of the old gold miner out in the 49er days of the gold rush of San Francisco. And that old broken down gold miner, he’s got a bad back, his hands have so much arthritis from swinging that pick. And he’s sitting out there and he’s just picking on rock, and nothing’s happening. But the most sure way for nothing to happen is for him to quit picking. And so you keep swinging the pick.

“Now, from the day we’ve become involved here, we said we’re going to swing the pick. That hasn’t changed. But we’re sure not going to quit. And I’ll assure you that I’ve been in many things in my life, including times with the Cowboys, that that type of persistence breeds the kind of results our fans want. And that’s a winning football team.”

Just an idiotic quote if ever there was one from this narcissistic, greedy old fool of an owner/GM. It just cries out how little understanding he has of what the fans really want from him - accountability. We don't want to quit "mining for gold" Jerry, to use your metaphor. We want someone more capable doing the actual mining. You're not capable, if you hadn't bothered to notice.

God he's awful.
 
For those of you who cannot understand Jerry-speak ..

Jerry: “It reminds me of the old gold miner out in the 49er days of the gold rush of San Francisco"
Translation: "Back when we used win Super Bowls"

Jerry: "And that old broken down gold miner, he’s got a bad back"
Translation: "I shouldn't be doing this at my age and after 30 years of failures, but ..."

Jerry: "And he’s sitting out there and he’s just picking on rock, and nothing’s happening."
Translation: "I'm drafting random players every year, but nothing is working."

Jerry: "Now, from the day we’ve become involved here, we said we’re going to swing the pick. That hasn’t changed. But we’re sure not going to quit."
Translation: "No one can fire us so you have no choice."

Jerry: "And I’ll assure you that I’ve been in many things in my life"
Translation: "I got to play GM for 30 years! .. for a real NFL team!"

Jerry: "And that’s a winning football team."
Translation: "And that's a football team making money and increasing in value every year."
That is an excellent translation of the Jerry-speak. Nice work.
 
He seems to be glossing over that someone else could swing the pick. Like maybe someone without the ailments of the old man.
 
Notice that he didn’t say winning the Super Bowl, just winning games.
 
We just don't believe Jerry and son, period. On anything.
 
After 30 years, he still thinks it's about getting lucky. Screw having a plan
A plan? Who needs one when you are the owner/GM and head honcho that just struck another money pit in oil this year?

Plans are for losers!

/sarcasm
 
Here we go:
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Cowboys owner Jerry Jones on @1053thefan on his message to Cowboys fans who are concerned that the team’s front office can’t turn this team around:

“It reminds me of the old gold miner out in the 49er days of the gold rush of San Francisco. And that old broken down gold miner, he’s got a bad back, his hands have so much arthritis from swinging that pick. And he’s sitting out there and he’s just picking on rock, and nothing’s happening. But the most sure way for nothing to happen is for him to quit picking. And so you keep swinging the pick

“Now, from the day we’ve become involved here, we said we’re going to swing the pick. That hasn’t changed. But we’re sure not going to quit. And I’ll assure you that I’ve been in many things in my life, including times with the Cowboys, that that type of persistence breeds the kind of results our fans want. And that’s a winning football team.”

Jerry still using a pick when everyone else is mining gold using the newest high tech equipment
 
I hate this *********** worse than any rival team or player.

His narcissism and gas lighting are the biggest problems any coach or player of this team that is trying to win has.

Cannot wait until he is gone ....... even if Jethro Bodine will be just as bad.
 
For those of you who cannot understand Jerry-speak ..

Jerry: “It reminds me of the old gold miner out in the 49er days of the gold rush of San Francisco"
Translation: "Back when we used win Super Bowls"

Jerry: "And that old broken down gold miner, he’s got a bad back"
Translation: "I shouldn't be doing this at my age and after 30 years of failures, but ..."

Jerry: "And he’s sitting out there and he’s just picking on rock, and nothing’s happening."
Translation: "I'm drafting random players every year, but nothing is working."

Jerry: "Now, from the day we’ve become involved here, we said we’re going to swing the pick. That hasn’t changed. But we’re sure not going to quit."
Translation: "No one can fire us so you have no choice."

Jerry: "And I’ll assure you that I’ve been in many things in my life"
Translation: "I got to play GM for 30 years! .. for a real NFL team!"

Jerry: "And that’s a winning football team."
Translation: "And that's a football team making money and increasing in value every year."
Thanks for translating. I dont speak senile gas bag.
 
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