Jerry Jones press conference

[DallasEast]

If that is not Patrick Stewart, it is someone who could pass for his twin.

 

[DallasEast]

It comes in many varieties and in some you can choose your desired level of caffine.

That's good info. Now I must decide to ship him super-caffeinated oatmilk and risk 200 threads created in eight days. Or find the decaffeinated variety.

Nope. I'm getting him the decaf kind.

 

[rambo2]

All this press conference did was solidify that Jerry Jones has not been able to pull a deal. He’s not been able to win a trade. He’s not been able to land a big fish in some 30 years.

It’s utterly embarrassing every single year has to squirm and worm around the fact that he wasn’t able to land player X player B player, C etc., this year it was Max Crosby… he gave a bunch of nonsense responses about how they didn’t walk away, etc. etc. sure you did Jerry

We do not have a general manager we don’t have a negotiating team in place. We have a horrendous trio brain, trust of will McClay Jerry & Stephen.

So you’ll get Jay Toia and you’ll like it.

Every single team in the division got much better much much better bigger faster, tougher more talented young younger.

We may get blown out opening night 33-12

Q. Williams and G. Pickens are big fish.

 

[Amarth]

Not any more than any other team.

How ridiculous was it for NE going into last year after a 4-12 season. And that was with healthy players.

Unlike a 7-9-1 season with half the defense out at any one particular time all season long.

I doubt we’ll have the 3rd easiest schedule when the season is done. The Pats also had an above average number of things go their way which is a sustainable recipe for success, they reminded me of the 2022 Giants playoff team, the only bigger paper tiger than them were the team they beat in the playoffs, the Vikings.

Anyone who watched either of their games knew they didn’t deserve to be in the playoffs and most likely wouldn’t return the next year.

 

[CowboyStar88]

Weird to me that Dak wearing a SBXXX t-shirt is even a story.

I guess at a certain point everything someone does or says gets scrutinized, and Dak is at that point.

Let’s not forget the outrage over a backwards hat.

 

[Coogiguy03]

My friend. A question if I may? Is there such a thing as caffeinated oatmilk? I... I just don't think that is a real thing...

My friend I would ask you the same and then ask why you're thinking so hard. When you order a beverage they ask you what MILK option you want which is all I was referring to!!

 

[XXLMike]

Q. Williams and G. Pickens are big fish.

We paid thru the nose for Williams
Pickens is a male content cast off who we got semi expensive and he’s gonna walk next year.

 

[XXLMike]

LOL what on Earth are you talking about?

Say what you will about Jerry but this isn't even close to reality.

Jerry Jones no longer lands the big trade.
He has not may have moved to put us over the top in 30 years. It’s inarguable.

 

[Coogiguy03]

Jerry Jones no longer lands the big trade.
He has not may have moved to put us over the top in 30 years. It’s inarguable.

Watch for the fans coming after you because of cooper, and q WILLIAMS trades

 

[lwehlers]

Face palm all you want, but the Cowboys do in fact state that their goal is to not win the SB every year Jerry stays the GM. It's just that simple, and you are only fooling yourself.

i also agree that the jones only goal is to make as many millions as they can. if this team does win a superbowl then jones will be the first to take all the credit.

 

[Amarth]

Stat on uses of the word “Uh” in the presser today:

• Stephen 5
• Schotty 6
• Jerry 183

When I told my wife the presser was today she immediately started walking around the house between doing work things saying “uh uh…”

 

[lwehlers]

every year it is the same old crap from this owner in how he wants to make a impact trade and improve this team it still ends with the same results.

 

[Coogiguy03]

every year it is the same old crap from this owner in how he wants to make a impact trade and improve this team it still ends with the same results.

He's been saying stuff like this we will see how serious he is, maybe if he took free agency a bit more serious we'd be better off not having to give up draft capital

 

[Acceptablename]

The super bowl stuff is ridiculous but I'm not surprised

Why's that

 

[Rockport]

The Super Bowl talk does not bother me. That better damn well be the goal.

Would all the fans here be happy if the theme of the press conference was "geez, if we get lucky this year we could be 9-8"?

Yeah wouldn’t have it any other way. Not sure why so many are hating. Sound’s like Jerry’s going to make a trade before the season starts most assuredly on defense. Could be a huge boost for the team.

 

[Rockport]

Jerry is going to trade himself to another team? How soon, and what do we have to give them to take Jerry? Whatever they ask for, double it! It'll be worth it.

As long as your included in the trade, I’m all for it and good riddance.

 

[LouBrown]

W

Jerry Jones no longer lands the big trade.
He has not may have moved to put us over the top in 30 years. It’s inarguable

That's really dumb, considering the trades for Quinnen Williams and Pickens just last year lol

 

[stilltheguru]

Why's that

Because they need to build their foundation first. Top 10 most penalized team yearly yappin about a super bowl is real cute.

 

[rambo2]

We paid thru the nose for Williams
Pickens is a male content cast off who we got semi expensive and he’s gonna walk next year.

They were and are outstanding acquisitions.

 

[gtb1943]

Not any more than any other team.

How ridiculous was it for NE going into last year after a 4-12 season. And that was with healthy players.

Unlike a 7-9-1 season with half the defense out at any one particular time all season long.

as usual lapping at the feet of the GM with thirty years of failure