Scrimmage Stream/Discussion Thread

[JDSmith]

explaining it to people would make it somehow less funny.

Pretty sure that couldn't get less funny.

 

[DandyDon52]

The team does not allow "professional" TV camera angles, due to possibly providing too much information to the competition.

I heard that, and it is mostly non starters and they are not doing anything that someone would want to spy on.
It should have better coverage.

 

[AsthmaField]

I don't like you bad mouthing our players like this.

I speak the truth.

I am a fan but I'm a realist. I am the realist, most realistic realist that has ever realistically been a realist on this forum. Really.

As a matter of fact, in reality I am such a realist that I don't think I really like anything about the team.

Nothing that really counts, anyway.

 

[mldardy]

BTW, ever since the contract stuff, I hate Dez Bryant. I'll root for him on Sundays but every time he throws up an X, I'm throwing up an O.

Tic Tac Toe, dawg. Your move.

This guy.

 

[Corso]

I speak the truth.

I am a fan but I'm a realist. I am the realist, most realistic realist that has ever realistically been a realist on this forum. Really.

As a matter of fact, in reality I am such a realist that I don't think I really like anything about the team.

Nothing that really counts, anyway.

Dawgie dawg, you be's the realist! I mean... I throw out a cloud and I see yo' face in it because you be all up in my reality and shiznozz!
You be's sayin' "Simba..." from the cloud----
And I'm like "Toruk Makto?"

 

[AsthmaField]

Dawgie dawg, you be's the realist! I mean... I throw out a cloud and I see yo' face in it because you be all up in my reality and shiznozz!
You be's sayin' "Simba..." from the cloud----
And I'm like "Toruk Makto?"

Why do you get to be the dragon?

 

[Corso]

Why do you get to be the dragon?

Because I have a black belt in Tongue-Foo.
Like duh.

Geez this profanity filter... there, that worked.

 

[dallasdave]

Could he win that job on the depth chart this season? No. But could he actually out play either Weeden or Vaughn in a game this year? I wouldn't rule it out. You can actually smell Weeden through the TV.

The smell of rotten meat= Weeden

 

[dallasdave]

Why do you get to be the dragon?

Cause Corso is a funny guy.

 

[Garrettop]

We couldn't be worse off jettisoning Weeden for another guy who cant read a defense lol

 

[dallasdave]

Corso for backup QB

 

[AmericasTeam81]

OMG The season is over.

 

[JDSmith]

We couldn't be worse off jettisoning Weeden for another guy who cant read a defense lol

I can't read a defense, throw for crap, and I'll play for the league minimum.

Either way, if Romo goes down we're screwed.

 

[Corso]

I can't read a defense, throw for crap, and I'll play for the league minimum.

Either way, if Romo goes down we're screwed.

I can make sure I can hand off to the RB with the best of 'em before trying out.
No fumbles in the exchange coach! I know my limitations! Put me on da squad.

 

[JDSmith]

I can make sure I can hand off to the RB with the best of 'em before trying out.
No fumbles in the exchange coach! I know my limitations! Put me on da squad.

Crap, now we have to have tryouts not to play?

 

[Corso]

Crap, now we have to have tryouts not to play?

I am so prepared for that...

 

[Irvin88_4life]

No, I am saying Geoff Swaim is a future All-Pro. I was not trying to say you said that, I like the guy.

Im sorry, my mistake

 

[RS12]

Could he win that job on the depth chart this season? No. But could he actually out play either Weeden or Vaughn in a game this year? I wouldn't rule it out. You can actually smell Weeden through the TV.

Flies buzzing around it?

 

[Corso]

Flies buzzing around it?

Sounds like Risen needs a woman's touch to his place, if that's the case...
I make no assumptions though.

 

[viman96]

For those that missed the scrimmage or turned it off because of the crappy feed there is a replay up on dc.com.

http://www.dallascowboys.com/video/2015/08/09/2015-blue-white-scrimmage