Could Gregory have fooled the drug test this way?

[Vero_F250]

Not kidding. In the military, when doing urinalysis tests, an NCO has to accompany the testie to the bathroom to make sure they dont cheat.

Yes sir! Myself and 2 others were voluntold to watch the entire medical squadron go thru a Commander directed urinalysis.

 

[Tristan]

Dude needs to find a "double" to be his pee guy

 

[conner01]

Best way to beat test....
Stop smoking weed

 

[waldoputty]

Dude needs to find a "double" to be his pee guy

apparently they can do it randomly anytime they want?

 

[Vero_F250]

A "boot" is someone who hasnt deployed.

They called it out to be funny lol

One of my buddies from the medical squadron was trying to lighten the mood (as a commander directed urinalysis is typically when you know someone is doing drugs) and when they called his name and then pointed to me he says "YES! I got the cute one..." whole placed laughed. They got me good. What a jerk.

 

[Melonfeud]

Not kidding. In the military, when doing urinalysis tests, an NCO has to accompany the testie to the bathroom to make sure they dont cheat.

Copy that!,,I got popped twice,,,

 

[Melonfeud]

what the heck is a boot one?
why in the world would they call that out?
this seems really invasive

"invasive "
When I went to marine boot camp we were ordered to strip naked and line up on a yellow line then some double doors opened up and a woman in one of those white lab coats proceeded to do a ' pass and review' with a couple of D.I.'s flanking her,,, invasive?

 

[Tristan]

apparently they can do it randomly anytime they want?

Then he needs to have this "double" on call or his roomate lol! But then his double would probably fail from the contact high lol

 

[waldoputty]

Then he needs to have this "double" on call or his roomate lol! But then his double would probably fail from the contact high lol

no, while he is suspended, he needs to move to a 3rd world country. work out a deal with a test lab.

 

[waldoputty]

"invasive "
When I went to marine boot camp we were ordered to strip naked and line up on a yellow line then some double doors opened up and a woman in one of those white lab coats proceeded to do a ' pass and review' with a couple of D.I.'s flanking her,,, invasive?

was she cute?
what is a DI?
did she put her long hair in a bun, have metal frame glasses, short skirt and high heels?

 

[Melonfeud]

was she cute?
what is a DI?
did she put her long hair in a bun, have metal frame glasses, short skirt and high heels?

Ha,ha,ha,,yes,yes(glasses mil.issue,clipboard) yes and yes,,also a pretty big eye- popping grin on her face,also.
D.I.= drill instructor

 

[Tristan]

no, while he is suspended, he needs to move to a 3rd world country. work out a deal with a test lab.

Jamaica?

 

[waldoputty]

Ha,ha,ha,,yes,yes(glasses mil.issue,clipboard) yes and yes,,also a pretty big eye- popping grin on her face,also.
D.I.= drill instructor

did she bring a ruler?

 

[waldoputty]

Jamaica?

thailand sounds good to me.
asia may be better for getting a nice crooked lab where the nfl may have no influence.

 

[Melonfeud]

did she bring a ruler?

Ha,ha,ha,LMAO,,, NO! she never broke stride kept walking 'eyes right' down the hall and out another set of double doors.

 

[waldoputty]

Ha,ha,ha,LMAO,,, NO! she never broke stride kept walking 'eyes right' down the hall and out another set of double doors.

must have good peripheral vision.
i bet the skirt was tight too.
our lab had a laser rangefinder that measures with accuracy of better than 1 mm.
did she take good notes?

 

[Floatyworm]

If your not cheating....your not trying

 

[waldoputty]

Then he needs to have this "double" on call or his roomate lol! But then his double would probably fail from the contact high lol

i guess they could even pull him from the practice field

 

[Tristan]

thailand sounds good to me.
asia may be better for getting a nice crooked lab where the nfl may have no influence.

As long as he steers clear of the Phillipines, sheeesh!

 

[CF74]

I mean has the dude never heard of synthetic urine?