Michael Irvin wants to fight in MMA

[Risen Star]

 

[AsthmaField]

Uhhhhhhh......

Playmaker throws a haymaker?

They better not give him scissors.

 

[Idgit]

Uhhhhhhh......

Playmaker throws a haymaker?

They better not give him scissors.

I came here to say 'in before scissors joke.' Sadly, I was not.

How much would Cowboys fans pay to see Irvin v.McKiver though?

 

[Hardline]

Irvin would get knocked out within minutes

 

[haleyrules]

WTH. I need a drink!! How old is Irvin...l got it...old enough to know better..

 

[AsthmaField]

I came here to say 'in before scissors joke.' Sadly, I was not.

What can I say? I'm tacky.

 

[Trouty]

Irvin would get knocked out within minutes

Well no ****.

Lighten up Francis, of course this is a joke from Mike.

 

[big dog cowboy]

 

[Risen Star]

Michael Irvin def. Art Monk at 2:14 of Round 1 via throat kick.

Oh hells yes.

 

[tyke1doe]

Who does he think he is, Herschel Walker?

 

[BRoni]

Mike isn't a smart man.

 

[dallasdave]

Well no ****.

Lighten up Francis, of course this is a joke from Mike.

 

[CWR]

Who does he think he is, Herschel Walker?

Didnt he actually only do body weight exercises, like push ups and pull ups ect? Unreal if thats true.

 

[dogunwo]

Didnt he actually only do body weight exercises, like push ups and pull ups ect? Unreal if thats true.

That may be true, but I think you are thinking about Bo Jackson

 

[CWR]

That may be true, but I think you are thinking about Bo Jackson

No, Id never heard that about Bo Jackson, but I guess some guys have crazy genetics and dont need to over complicate things.

 

[tyke1doe]

Didnt he actually only do body weight exercises, like push ups and pull ups ect? Unreal if thats true.

That's what he said. I'm not going to tell him he didn't.

 

[YosemiteSam]

 

[RoboQB]

Well no ****.

Lighten up Francis, of course this is a joke from Mike.

Lol. Ya know, I was the one to use "lighten up, Francis" a bunch on here until
your boy Fuzzy got triggered. Now I see it all the time.

Irvin's first (and last) fight should be against Herschel Walker.
If I were his agent, I'd advise against it.

 

[RoboQB]

Didnt he actually only do body weight exercises, like push ups and pull ups ect? Unreal if thats true.

Ah man, I mentioned Herschel but didn't see this post. Ya beat me to it.

 

[RoboQB]

That may be true, but I think you are thinking about Bo Jackson

Nope. Herschel Walker claimed he never lifted weights.