The real reason why the Cowboys have not won a Super Bowl since 1995

[Jake]

Time for my annual reminder ...

That's right! Rowdy is the reason!

When did Rowdy become the Dallas Cowboys mascot? 1996 of course!

While all this time, the focus has been on Jerry, Garrett, etc., the real cause has been right there in front of us the whole time .. for the last 20 years .. it's ROWDY!

We need to Get Rid of Rowdy! The warcry is GROR!

Let me hear you GROR!!



I know, Reality sucks

Then why oh why is this goofy looking "Cowboy" the default avatar? Every time I view a game thread I see a dozen angry Rowdies. Please, make it stop.

 

[Jake]

I miss the old guy that always dressed up like a cowboy at the games. Crazy Ray...

I'm glad I got a chance to meet him at the Corral post game in 2004. He was wheel chair bound by then, but I remember so many games growing up with him stomping on pennants or wiping his brow with them. He had a great time.

 

[Melonfeud]

Time for my annual reminder ...

That's right! Rowdy is the reason!

When did Rowdy become the Dallas Cowboys mascot? 1996 of course!

While all this time, the focus has been on Jerry, Garrett, etc., the real cause has been right there in front of us the whole time .. for the last 20 years .. it's ROWDY!

We need to Get Rid of Rowdy! The warcry is GROR!

Let me hear you GROR!!



I know, Reality sucks

This is hilariously FACTUAL!
I always loved seeing
" Cowboy Ray" whooping it up ! Man,now there was a Cowboys FAN.

 

[Reality]

Then why oh why is this goofy looking "Cowboy" the default avatar? Every time I view a game thread I see a dozen angry Rowdies. Please, make it stop.

Read the previous posts in this thread

 

[Whyjerry]

When you boil it down there is one reason...Jerry Jones. He has done a bad job picking coaches, players, and created a culture of little accountability. That guy has ruined this franchise.

 

[Melonfeud]

I only been to one Cowboy's game in Texas and that was this season opener vs the Giants. I took a picture with Rowdy that Sunday night and i haven't felt ok since. I knew there was something wrong with that person! Anything i ever type that you don't like just blame my encounter with Rowdy!

Absolutely PRICELESS!

 

[Sarek]

Absolutely PRICELESS!

Actually the two tickets cost me 1500 from stubhub.

 

[Melonfeud]

Plot twist:

You're actually the young boy in that story

BWHHHAAaaaaaaaaaa

Lmao

 

[diefree666]

personally I believe Jerry sold his soul to the devil to win the last SB so he could say he won one without Jimmy. And the price was we will not win another until he is dead.

 

[willia451]

Its been Rowdy? All these years?

 

[plymkr]

I did not have he heart to talk trash as he did the walk of shame.

Lol

 

[Nightman]

I thought Jerry's deal with the Devil was 3 SBs(one with Barry) for 20 years of meh but we are at 22 years now

 

[Reality]

I like patterns which is why the Rowdy one stands out to me .. that said, here's another one ..

Cowboys Coaches since Jerry took over ..

Jimmy Johnson (Former College Coach) .. 2 Super Bowls in 5 years for Cowboys
Barry Switzer (Former College Coach) .. 1 Super Bowl in 4 years for Cowboys
Chan Gailey (Former NFL Coordinator) .. 0 Super Bowls for Cowboys in 2 years for Cowboys
Dave Campo (Former NFL Coordinator) .. 0 Super Bowls for Cowboys in 3 years for Cowboys
Bill Parcells (Former NFL Coach) .. 0 Super Bowls for Cowboys in 4 years for Cowboys
Wade Phillips (Former NFL Coach) .. 0 Super Bowls for Cowboys in 3.5 years for Cowboys
Jason Garrett (Former NFL Coordinator) .. 0 Super Bowls for Cowboys in 7.5 years for Cowboys

So ..

Former College Coaches ... 3 Super Bowls in 9 years
Former NFL Coordinators ... 0 Super Bowls in 12.5 years
Former NFL Coaches ... 0 Super Bowls in 7.5 years

Patterns would dictate if we want to win any more Super Bowls, we need to hire a college coach

 

[Ranching]

Rowdy Sucks!!

 

[Sarek]

I like patterns which is why the Rowdy one stands out to me .. that said, here's another one ..

Cowboys Coaches since Jerry took over ..

Jimmy Johnson (Former College Coach) .. 2 Super Bowls in 5 years for Cowboys
Barry Switzer (Former College Coach) .. 1 Super Bowl in 4 years for Cowboys
Chan Gailey (Former NFL Coordinator) .. 0 Super Bowls for Cowboys in 2 years for Cowboys
Dave Campo (Former NFL Coordinator) .. 0 Super Bowls for Cowboys in 3 years for Cowboys
Bill Parcells (Former NFL Coach) .. 0 Super Bowls for Cowboys in 4 years for Cowboys
Wade Phillips (Former NFL Coach) .. 0 Super Bowls for Cowboys in 3.5 years for Cowboys
Jason Garrett (Former NFL Coordinator) .. 0 Super Bowls for Cowboys in 7.5 years for Cowboys

So ..

Former College Coaches ... 3 Super Bowls in 9 years
Former NFL Coordinators ... 0 Super Bowls in 12.5 years
Former NFL Coaches ... 0 Super Bowls in 7.5 years

Patterns would dictate if we want to win any more Super Bowls, we need to hire a college coach

And if it worked that would probably get us a dynasty which would indeed be satisfying as a Cowboy's fan.

 

[cowboyec]

I miss the old guy that always dressed up like a cowboy at the games. Crazy Ray...

Cowboys Congregation says AMEN.

 

[cowboyec]

I like patterns which is why the Rowdy one stands out to me .. that said, here's another one ..

Cowboys Coaches since Jerry took over ..

Jimmy Johnson (Former College Coach) .. 2 Super Bowls in 5 years for Cowboys
Barry Switzer (Former College Coach) .. 1 Super Bowl in 4 years for Cowboys
Chan Gailey (Former NFL Coordinator) .. 0 Super Bowls for Cowboys in 2 years for Cowboys
Dave Campo (Former NFL Coordinator) .. 0 Super Bowls for Cowboys in 3 years for Cowboys
Bill Parcells (Former NFL Coach) .. 0 Super Bowls for Cowboys in 4 years for Cowboys
Wade Phillips (Former NFL Coach) .. 0 Super Bowls for Cowboys in 3.5 years for Cowboys
Jason Garrett (Former NFL Coordinator) .. 0 Super Bowls for Cowboys in 7.5 years for Cowboys

So ..

Former College Coaches ... 3 Super Bowls in 9 years
Former NFL Coordinators ... 0 Super Bowls in 12.5 years
Former NFL Coaches ... 0 Super Bowls in 7.5 years

Patterns would dictate if we want to win any more Super Bowls, we need to hire a college coach

not just a college coach...but one who won a national title like Jimmy and Barry did.
so.....
•Nick Saban,bama
•Urban Meyer,ohio st
•Dabo Sweeny,clemson
•Les Miles,Lsu-(unemployed currently)
•Bob Stoops,Ou-(retired)

 

[CowboysDrew]

I miss the old guy that always dressed up like a cowboy at the games. Crazy Ray...

True story. Crazy Ray bought me Chopper Command for the Atari 2600 for my 6th Birthday. That guy was a legend and a really decent human being.

 

[Haimerej]

not just a college coach...but one who won a national title like Jimmy and Barry did.
so.....
•Nick Saban,bama
•Urban Meyer,ohio st
•Dabo Sweeny,clemson
•Les Miles,Lsu-(unemployed currently)
•Bob Stoops,Ou-(retired)

Stoops would be a no for me. That would be horrible. Miles, too. Please no.

 

[PA Cowboy Fan]

I like patterns which is why the Rowdy one stands out to me .. that said, here's another one ..

Cowboys Coaches since Jerry took over ..

Jimmy Johnson (Former College Coach) .. 2 Super Bowls in 5 years for Cowboys
Barry Switzer (Former College Coach) .. 1 Super Bowl in 4 years for Cowboys
Chan Gailey (Former NFL Coordinator) .. 0 Super Bowls for Cowboys in 2 years for Cowboys
Dave Campo (Former NFL Coordinator) .. 0 Super Bowls for Cowboys in 3 years for Cowboys
Bill Parcells (Former NFL Coach) .. 0 Super Bowls for Cowboys in 4 years for Cowboys
Wade Phillips (Former NFL Coach) .. 0 Super Bowls for Cowboys in 3.5 years for Cowboys
Jason Garrett (Former NFL Coordinator) .. 0 Super Bowls for Cowboys in 7.5 years for Cowboys

So ..

Former College Coaches ... 3 Super Bowls in 9 years
Former NFL Coordinators ... 0 Super Bowls in 12.5 years
Former NFL Coaches ... 0 Super Bowls in 7.5 years

Patterns would dictate if we want to win any more Super Bowls, we need to hire a college coach

Quick. Somebody call Harbaugh.