Dez Bryant

[Bleu Star]

Has anyone heard anything about the regeneration of his route running or if he has made any progress in playing without thinking? Any route guru updates? Can I ask this weekly?

 

[glimmerman]

He was seen blindfolded and running routes in high heels, wearing a tube top and camo thong.

 

[Cowpolk]

He was seen blindfolded and running routes in high heels, wearing a tube top and camo thong.

Braless?

 

[glimmerman]

Braless?

Yeah, that’s the only way Dez will wear one. He had it put in his contract.

 

[conner01]

I actually think the fact he’s working on improving is a good thing

 

[foofighters]

I heard the coaches were praising him for his sideline pouting routine. He's been working on perfecting that...

 

[Ranching]

Last I heard he was in therapy, hoping to reverse the Garrett influence!

 

[Denim Chicken]

From the Guru himself"

"In my opinion, I definitely think that Dez can run the whole complete route tree. He just hasn't been asked to do so," Robinson said to The Ben and Skin Show, via NFL.com. "And I believe they also need to move him around a bit, too: outside, put him in the slot some because he's a mismatch to a lot of defenders."

Robinson went on to explain he believes Bryant hasn't lost any explosiveness or has any true issues in his breaks, but he'd like the Cowboys to use him for more than just high-pointing catches. Anyone who watches the team's offense can attest to this fact, as Bryant is rarely asked to catch slants or any other pass that isn't simply "run straight and jump high".

 

[RodeoJake]

I heard he was running routes with his eyes closed, learning to breathe through his eyelids.

 

[Bleu Star]

I heard he was running routes with his eyes closed, learning to breathe through his eyelids.

So the route guru is actually Yoda?

 

[MCMetal69]

He was seen blindfolded and running routes in high heels, wearing a tube top and camo thong.

I wash my cars wearing just the camo thong..........................And I'm 4' 11" , 325 lbs.................................

 

[RodeoJake]

So the route guru is actually Yoda?

Not quite. One of the lizard aliens.

 

[jrumann59]

I wash my cars wearing just the camo thong..........................And I'm 4' 11" , 325 lbs.................................

That would be camo G-string when you are that big....

 

[acr731]

He was seen blindfolded and running routes in high heels, wearing a tube top and camo thong.

Add to the difficulty by wearing your pants below the butt cheeks like Dez does.

 

[cowboyec]

I wash my cars wearing just the camo thong..........................And I'm 4' 11" , 325 lbs.................................

HOW.
THE HELL.
DO I UNREAD.
THIS!!!!!

 

[Cowpolk]

Add to the difficulty by wearing your pants below the butt cheeks like Dez does.

Dez dont dress that way

 

[Bleu Star]

Dez dont dress that way

Yeah. As much as I rail on him, I don't recall him being a sagger.

 

[Verdict]

Has anyone heard anything about the regeneration of his route running or if he has made any progress in playing without thinking? Any route guru updates? Can I ask this weekly?

I am so glad you posted this. We haven't seen a Dez thread in some time.

Very good question. I haven't heard any news on it, but I heard a rumor that his "guru" coach was about to jump off of a very tall bridge and had a large caliber handgun in his mouth just to make sure he didn't survive the fall. J/K.

 

[Verdict]

From the Guru himself"

They do need to move Dez around to help him "get going" by moving him to a new team. That's the kind of "moving around" I'm "talkin' 'bout".

 

[Verdict]

I heard the coaches were praising him for his sideline pouting routine. He's been working on perfecting that...

Man he's got that **** down pat. Dez could teach that course.